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I’d take whatever job that’s offered. Good pay and benefits, great potential for important contacts, and a generous pension in 3 months when I’m fired. Pick me, Mr. President! I can pass for white, and I’m male.
Mr. Ryan, given that you are a large part of the reason that the GOP stinks, that smell will follow you wherever you go. We can hope that more reasonable moderate Republicans wake up and wrest control from the far right before the party either splits or fades into irrelevance.
Size Matters. Don’t you get it? So it has always been. The biggest and the gaudiest. And let’s not forget the size of the inauguration crowd. And let us not forget that he won the popular vote, if only the votes of the over-3-million illegal aliens and dead people who all voted for Ms. Clinton were erased. Size matters. This back and forth with Mr. Kim is a penis-waving contest between two spoiled third-grade bullies with bad haircuts. Our only hope is that at least one grows a brain. I am not holding my breath.
You call this “civil”?
Jeb Bush, during the 2016 debates, told us, “He’s a Chaos candidate. He’ll be a Chaos president.” Modern-day Republicans: they don’t even listen to themselves.
And let us not forget the “brilliance” of someone who would spend trillions of other people’s money while finding ways to pay none himself.
Since he is so fond of nicknames, I feel he’d be happy to have one himself. I have called him “Idiot Donald” since January. And when he uses Twitter, it’s not a tweet. It’s a twit. And “twit-storm” rhymes with…
Diplomacy? That’s heresy! Burn the witch! Anyone else have something to say?
Kim tells his minions that their starvation is necessary to protect the country from the evil US that wants to destroy it. Trump’s words and actions give credence to this propaganda. When you have two unhinged, childlike leaders who love to “look strong”, carnage will undoubtedly ensue. There’s a reason why Trump wants to spend tens of billions more on the Pentagon and tens of billions less on State. He’s spoiling for a war he can claim credit for winning. Let’s ask GWB how that can turn out….
All Putin needs to do is to tell Trump how much he likes him, and to congratulate him on his unprecedented victory last November. Then he can get whatever he wants. If I know it, you can bet Putin knows it. Hide your daughters; who knows what we’re giving away today?