Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 11, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Let lying Tigers lie.

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes sure fights like a tank.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  about 1 year ago

    And that’s why you don’t wake up a sleeping tiger.

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    Spudnut Goes to a Costume Party  about 1 year ago

    “Exit…. stage left.” — Snagglepuss

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    C  about 1 year ago

    He who laughs last

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    hariseldon59  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes isn’t a fan of bad poetry.

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    M2MM  about 1 year ago

    Do not DIS the CAT. :D

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    Let’s face it—William Blake he ain’t!!

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Not a very effective tank.

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    Gives new meaning to a tiger tank…..

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    GreggW Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wonder if Ogden Nash was into self-harm when he was a kid?

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    Knuckleheads  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Plot twist: Hobbes pounced on Calvin because he liked his poetry

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    Lies like a tank; swoops like an eagle!

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    It only gets verse for poor Cal!

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    hawki79  about 1 year ago

    Coincidentally, the next comic in my lineup is Tank McNamara.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 1 year ago

    Poetic justice or just pathetic?

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    GOTTCHA, Calvin! ☺️

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hobbes in the Stealth mode. Cool beans!

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Doggerel will get you pounced upon every time;

    It is the penalty you pay for each mis-thought rhyme;

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Speaking of getting “creamed”…

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    MS72  about 1 year ago

    At least he didn’t fall into a vat of chocolate.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Never trust a sleeping tiger.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We once had a cat that would sleep all the time One day, while he was sleeping, I hollered at him: “Wake up, look alive, do something”. He woke up, hissed at me, and went back to sleep.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    No insults, Calvin. Tigers hear very well when asleep.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  about 1 year ago

    Well, you earned that pounce, Calvin.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    “Tyger, Tyger, burning bright…”

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    Sleeping Bears, Lions and Tigers… Let them alone ! LOL…

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    Meowise  about 1 year ago

    To be MORE specific, He got creamed by a Panzer.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    Calvin never learns.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    One of my cats has the unfortunate ability of being able to sleep in positions which can only be described as “fallen from a great height”. It’s very unnerving, until she opens one eye.

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    kendavis09  about 1 year ago

    Tigers have more pounce to the ounce.

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    wiley207  about 1 year ago

    I’m sure if Calvin’s class taught poetry, he’d excel in it…

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    xsintricks  about 1 year ago

    In the jungle?

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    I like the poem. Too bad Hobbes does not appreciate fine poetry.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member about 1 year ago

    These C&H ‘toons sometimes make me forget that it’s just Calvin’s imagination at work. But other times I do wonder. I caught my granddaughter once arguing aggressively with one of her dolls When I asked why, she told me the doll said something bad to her. I just said they needed to play nice and left. Later though I went in while she was napping and hid the doll. Even days later she played happily without ever asking where that doll had disappeared to. I then started to think maybe I should tie cinder blocks around the box I had put the doll into and sink in the Atlantic. Either I’ve watched way too many horror movies in my life or that doll’s going to climb out and unalive me some day.

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    Large predators gorge and then sleep. When they wake up they hunt.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    Surprised how Calvin survives after rubbing the ferocious feline on the wrong side.

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    christelisbetty  about 1 year ago

    Calvin: Hobbes wasn’t hit by tank, nor was he practicing upon you a prank. He pounced because your poem stank.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Everyone’s a critic.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    can it with the insulting poetry, Calvin, Hobbes doesn’t like it

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    Jaime Jean M  about 1 year ago

    I’m a big C&H fan, but never cared much for Calvin’s tiger poetry strips.

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