Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2023

she must have been using Firefox

She’s not old. She’s dead.

And now you get 5 Eula’s which you MUST scroll through and sign in blood

Sorry sir! There is no old Aunt Sarah around in contact range! However there is somebody here that claims to be your young and pretty Aunt Sarah.

Sometimes I cannot even use one of my favorite aps because of those stupid updates.

I’m surprised the ouija board is not electronic yet. Everything is being made electronic now.

She shouldn’t stir up the spirits at SpellCast. She’ll end up channeling fewer people at a higher cost.

I hate updates.

And then they’ll ask you to restart your crystal ball…

The updates get ya every time. Yip yip yip yip yip

One day someone will swap her ball with a plasma ball.

I hate noticing those updates right in the middle of a program, don’t you? I had one last Sunday during what was supposed to be a service. No notice, no heads up, just slap a new version on ya.

Updates are annoying.

Fortune ball 101, V 3.7.

There’s an app for that

Crystal Ball is now wireless Bluetooth.

Seeing the timid Rodney, maybe the app has hung.

Now called ChatGPT

Must be Tuesday. Uh-oh, BSOD. "Sorry sir, it seems we’re having technical difficulties. Could we reschedule for a reading later in the week? " ;-p