Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2022

Well, you clothes at least won’t have tartar and will also be minty fresh!

Twice as good with a red shirt

The lady walking out looks discussed. She’s been coming here week after week and STILL can’t get those spots out of her clothes.

Hey, it’s at least worth a try. If they still come out dirty, then you can try to throw yourself on the mercy of some poor unsuspecting female.

“The lady walking out looks discussed.”

Yep, she knows they’re talking about her.

Not sure I’d take my laundry to a place called “Weee-Weee”

Do you wanna know the tooth about that?

My local laundromat has a sign; “No Horse Blankets”. There’s a story there but the little old lady that owns the the laundromat looks like she always angry and I don’t dare ask her. ok, googled;

https://thedirtyhorse.com/blog-tips—reviews/using-a-laundromat-to-wash-horse-blankets

It’s an interesting idea. I can see it potentially having some effect due to its abrasive qualities, baking soda, scent potential. But it’s more expensive to use than laundry detergent on a per wash basis. Buy the stuff they sell in the Laund – a – weee if necessary.

“Based on a true story”…?

I guessing the guy who named that place has a speech impediment.

sounds like my grandson….spent a whole year washing his clothes with nothing but fabric softener.

If you Aim to get your clothes to shine, Crest is not the best.

You should use Gleem or Ultra Brite.

She says: It depends, did you use Scope as a fabric softener?

No.

I always like my clothes to be Minty clean.

Hi, Bleeb! You are in a great spot for when she reaches down for more clothes to put in the washer.

“Here… just toss this Brillo Pad in there… it comes with detergent on it.”

Can’t fix stupid! ☺️

He had some chewing gum on his clothes and noticed that Crest said: Prevents gum disease.

Powders, my beautiful laundrette.

Sure bud. It’s all soap. Give it a go.

This guy appears to be one of the idiots who ate Tide Pods a few years back.

Yes, but be sure to the Extra Whitening versions only with whites. They could make colors bleed.

Any tried this little experiment yet?

That should take care of his ’jean’givitis.

Sure it will Bonzo…

Must be a college frat boy.

For some real fun put dawn® dish soap in a dishwasher!

Bleeb checking for dirty undies.

My socks came out with 27% fewer cavities.

Might smell nice……