Herman by Jim Unger for November 16, 2022

Toast with toe jamb.

Hm…..move it up a little bit. ChestNUTS roasting on an open fire….

You can shake the skin crumbs out.

First put it in a big pan of water. End of problem

Going for dry roasted nuts.

Don’t knock it if it works.

It’s far less expensive than using the oven for that, and then her refusing to use the oven!

No contact, no foul…

It’s not like he put his feet in the toaster.

I just found out that my toaster is not water proof. I was shocked!

That’s why they call it TOESt.

He really looks happy about his innovation. ;-D

don’t try this at home!

Toasty Toes.

lmao

Oy! Burnt offerings

But he took the dead mouse out first…

If he loses his balance he will be walking on coils.

Someone else must be heating their feet in the oven

And clipped your toenails.

The toast MIGHT taste suboptimal.