When cold weather comes, Horace could give him a gnu jersey.
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
They can pull your gnu out of your cold dead hands.
Horace has been watching the gnus.
It’s always nice to start the day with some good and pleasant gnus.
Question about that Gnu: “Wildebeest always be warm and huggable ?”
But it was much too new a gnu to view.
Too clever by half.
The Gnu Lover Side of the Horse
On the other hand (hoof) not so much with a porcupine.
Who gnu?
Mother Superior jumped the gnu.
Most petting zoos don’t allow hugs. However, they are the only places you are likely to find “good gnus” these days.
He is a gnu. I am a gnother gnu! (Michael Flanders)
For anyone younger than 60: “Happiness is a Warm Gun” is a song on the Beatles’ White Album, which was Charles Manson’s favorite Beatles album and one of the inspirations for his murder spree.
In a world with anthropomorphic animals, petting zoos seem disturbing.
the GNU is happy to have hugged a talking horse…!
Don’t go pointing anyone with that gnu!
Just remember… Gnu’s Not Unix.
Just don’t sing about it, Horace. There are laws against any kind of public gnu-ditty.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
When cold weather comes, Horace could give him a gnu jersey.
R.U. Kidding almost 2 years ago
A dyslexic walks into a bra…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They can pull your gnu out of your cold dead hands.
Ermine Notyours almost 2 years ago
Horace has been watching the gnus.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
It’s always nice to start the day with some good and pleasant gnus.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Question about that Gnu: “Wildebeest always be warm and huggable ?”
Wizard4168 almost 2 years ago
But it was much too new a gnu to view.
Panufo almost 2 years ago
Too clever by half.
JoshHere almost 2 years ago
The Gnu Lover Side of the Horse
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
On the other hand (hoof) not so much with a porcupine.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Who gnu?
loridobson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mother Superior jumped the gnu.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Most petting zoos don’t allow hugs. However, they are the only places you are likely to find “good gnus” these days.
robin.axten Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He is a gnu. I am a gnother gnu! (Michael Flanders)
zenyattafan almost 2 years ago
For anyone younger than 60: “Happiness is a Warm Gun” is a song on the Beatles’ White Album, which was Charles Manson’s favorite Beatles album and one of the inspirations for his murder spree.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
In a world with anthropomorphic animals, petting zoos seem disturbing.
InTraining almost 2 years ago
the GNU is happy to have hugged a talking horse…!
BlueFin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t go pointing anyone with that gnu!
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
Just remember… Gnu’s Not Unix.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
Just don’t sing about it, Horace. There are laws against any kind of public gnu-ditty.