Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 12, 2021

The Wiz = the original Spider-Man. "With great power comes great … hunger … (for turkey?)

With great power comes great websponsibility.

…and so he became a web wizard and invented the inter-nets.

SpiderWiz.

Did he get bit by a radioactive spider too?

I’m glad they didn’t show where he shot the web from

sad that she’s so used to his weird antics that it doesn’t phase her much when he starts acting up.

Ewww!

Stone to carry compression, steel to carry tension. Oops, we do not have steel.

Yeah. I suppose nobody really wants to be the janitor in the right arm of the statue of liberty.

“You want a transfer? What will the princess say? You cantilever?

Obviously, the guard prefers a more structured work environment.

From Popeye to spider—neat trick!

“Wrong hat” ~ Bullwinkle J Moose

Or at least save them until after the wine.

Messin with radiation and spiders eh wiz?

What is it with Wiz and spiders? Didn’t he try this once and a web shot out of his… butt?

The eyes have it.

And Ron Weasley runs from the room.

Nice trick you must agree……

It’s amazing that as powerful as the Wizard is, he hasn’t taken over the kingdom yet. King Wizard.

Sing it with me: “Spider-Wiz, Spider-Wiz; does whatever’s the Spider’s biz…”

more hands to grab the drumsticks, which can be tasty if you don’t mind all the extra little bones. most adult americans like the breast meat, me i like the thighs and crispy skin (a family tradition, we always fought over who got some of crispy skin on top)

10 “Pop!”s, so, 12 eyes? And 2 more for the added arms?