Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 13, 2021

True dat

The King is an employee ?

The horde retreated when he took his shoes off.

But hey, you’re in a select crowd.

The King has never shared like this before.

How about employee of the century?

It takes 100 atta boys to get a pat on the back, but only one Ah S@#t to wipe the slate clean

Open the coffers! Take the money! Open the coffers! Take the money!

If rewards n awards isn’t monetary, you can keeps em yourself.

Not exactly the best picture of you though, Wiz!

Like maybe a pizza party with cold pizza for risking your life it even a whole extra buck an hour for a couple of months or so?

LOL!

Keep on zapping….

Yeah, but the first time you flub a stink bug curse your picture comes down.

The truth is the Wizard did nothing. The Hun’s were, too full of holiday spirits, to make the attack.

Hold up, the month’s not even half over. Keep it up Wiz, his majesty will probably replace it by this weekend.

But forget about the raise.

The fink is in the holiday spirit I see…or his polls are shrinking

The King has never honored another so highly.

If the wizard is so powerful, why isn’t HE the king by now?

That nose is growing every month

The king is getting soft in his old age.