FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 18, 2021

Well played, iFruit.

Elsewhere, this scene is being played out in Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania.

The Treason Weasel thanks you for your service, Jason.

So Jason is responsible for the mess in Florida?

I’d share this comic but I don’t want to get kicked off of Twitter.

The Florida election recount of 2000?

The nightmare of hanging chads.

The Florida Election Board doesn’t have a mainframe. It has an abacus. Which has a few beads missing.

Do they live in FL?

So I take it Jason is the reason for the 20+ years of sociopolitical dysfunction we’ve had?

As I recall the Hindu and Islamic “Santas” aren’t judgemental, t6hey just bring gifts for kids. Seem to use the same decorations and REAL fir trees as Europe/US though.

Does that computer have a Russian accent?

there is NO reason for election machines to be internet capable, so WHY are they?

Just remember, Fruitcake, if Jason goes down, you go down with him. You’ll be a pile of spare parts in no time.

They had USB connectors in 2000? Wiki says they came out in 96, so I guess I just don’t remember them?

Interesting…My MacBook Pro demanded this same list from me…

(but to heck with them gold-plated ports…)