Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 28, 2021

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    It’s a guy thing, Blanche… you wouldn’t understand…

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Joe Cool Rod ain’t!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Later, will the Wiz put him back the way he was?

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Check out the tattooed eyeliner. I was going to get the incisors filed but they’re booked until November.

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    Beaker  over 3 years ago

    I think mirrored contacts would be the way to go.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …says every woman ever…

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Tinted contact lenses. I gotta look into that

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Okay, I accept my being weird and all that, but I would love to have tinted corneas. It’s not that their not black enough, it just that bright lights hurt my eyes.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    The most common risks of Wizard tinted corneas include:1. dry eye syndrome, which can be severe; 2. the possible need for glasses or contact lenses after Zapping; 3. visual symptoms including halos, glare, starbursts, and double vision, which can be debilitating; 4. He gets it wrong and you have frogs for eye balls. and the big one, loss of vision. No refunds.

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    joefearsnothing  over 3 years ago

    Not to mention that zapper could very easily have caused traumatic cataracts!

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    I have read about procedures similar to tattooing for the eyes, to colour the whites in a diffferent shade. Sounds dangerous and stupid to me, but I suppose there’s a market for everything.

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    Mario500  over 3 years ago

    “OH, CRUD.” “COOOOL!” “YOU GUYS WORRY ME”

    (senses unusual pieces of dialogue for the characters to whom they appeared to have had been attributed)

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    angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh, crud? From Rodney—That made me laugh!

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    What are the side effects?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 3 years ago

    Anyone remember the Spongebob episode where the jellyfish take over and everyone’s eyes turned black? Yeah, Sir Rodney is doomed.

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    J. R. M.   over 3 years ago

    Better get home before sunset.

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    WentHulk  over 3 years ago

    Hoo boy………..

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    heathcliff2  over 3 years ago

    Yeah. Don’t be a modern day guinea pig.

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