Okay, I accept my being weird and all that, but I would love to have tinted corneas. It’s not that their not black enough, it just that bright lights hurt my eyes.
The most common risks of Wizard tinted corneas include:1. dry eye syndrome, which can be severe; 2. the possible need for glasses or contact lenses after Zapping; 3. visual symptoms including halos, glare, starbursts, and double vision, which can be debilitating; 4. He gets it wrong and you have frogs for eye balls. and the big one, loss of vision. No refunds.
I have read about procedures similar to tattooing for the eyes, to colour the whites in a diffferent shade. Sounds dangerous and stupid to me, but I suppose there’s a market for everything.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
It’s a guy thing, Blanche… you wouldn’t understand…
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Joe Cool Rod ain’t!
Doug K over 3 years ago
Later, will the Wiz put him back the way he was?
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Check out the tattooed eyeliner. I was going to get the incisors filed but they’re booked until November.
Beaker over 3 years ago
I think mirrored contacts would be the way to go.
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
…says every woman ever…
geese28 over 3 years ago
Tinted contact lenses. I gotta look into that
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay, I accept my being weird and all that, but I would love to have tinted corneas. It’s not that their not black enough, it just that bright lights hurt my eyes.
blakerl over 3 years ago
The most common risks of Wizard tinted corneas include:1. dry eye syndrome, which can be severe; 2. the possible need for glasses or contact lenses after Zapping; 3. visual symptoms including halos, glare, starbursts, and double vision, which can be debilitating; 4. He gets it wrong and you have frogs for eye balls. and the big one, loss of vision. No refunds.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
Not to mention that zapper could very easily have caused traumatic cataracts!
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
I have read about procedures similar to tattooing for the eyes, to colour the whites in a diffferent shade. Sounds dangerous and stupid to me, but I suppose there’s a market for everything.
Mario500 over 3 years ago
“OH, CRUD.” “COOOOL!” “YOU GUYS WORRY ME”
(senses unusual pieces of dialogue for the characters to whom they appeared to have had been attributed)
angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh, crud? From Rodney—That made me laugh!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
What are the side effects?
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
Anyone remember the Spongebob episode where the jellyfish take over and everyone’s eyes turned black? Yeah, Sir Rodney is doomed.
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
Better get home before sunset.
WentHulk over 3 years ago
Hoo boy………..
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Yeah. Don’t be a modern day guinea pig.