Tell me now , what planet are you commenters from at 1:30 AM ? In the USA , on the planet earth , the long back on my F150 is called a Bed , just a Bed !
The average pick-up cost more today than a BMW or Mercedes C class with average cost of $50k+. Most commercial gardeners now use 12’ trailers to haul their riding mowers.
The Phoenix New Times runs an annual “Best of” contest. Back in the mid 1980’s, one of the categories was ‘Best pick-up line.’ Some moron actually submitted, “Dodge Trucks are Ram Tough.”
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
I think you turned her off by not knowing the long big part is called the flatbed.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
We males are only capable of dealing with topics relating to cars and sports.
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
Pig further lost her when he added “it is big enough to handle your piping and drains.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
I think you got yourself confused, Pig.
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
If pig had a pickup, he could offer to haul something from the furniture store to her house.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
He was about to tell her about that pipe in the back, but he was exhausted.
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Next, try to interest her in a game of Pick Up Sticks.
Failing that, suggest a round of 52 Pick-Up.
blunebottle almost 3 years ago
Well, Pig, you had me confused, too.
AndreasMartin almost 3 years ago
That’s a good start.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Maybe she wasn’t interested in the concept of porcine propinquity!
RACerri32 almost 3 years ago
Tell me now , what planet are you commenters from at 1:30 AM ? In the USA , on the planet earth , the long back on my F150 is called a Bed , just a Bed !
iggyman almost 3 years ago
She probably was not a Country Western fan!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Pig needs to get himself a pickup truck before he tries to use any pickup lines.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Next time, mention the quad cab.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Maybe you shouldn’t take things so literally.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Rat reprogram Pig ….. Again ;-)
Iseau almost 3 years ago
On second thought she’s not that pretty.
Pig111 almost 3 years ago
Rat gave someone decent dating advice?!?
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
she sped up not to take a look at him…
Andrew Sleeth almost 3 years ago
Pig’s standard for “pretty” is vastly different from mine.
Gen.Flashman almost 3 years ago
The average pick-up cost more today than a BMW or Mercedes C class with average cost of $50k+. Most commercial gardeners now use 12’ trailers to haul their riding mowers.
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Keep on truckn’, Pig.
timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s never worked for me either.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Stick to your own species, Pig
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
PIG took RATS suggestion literally…Oy!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Needs work…..
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Rat, why aren’t you or Goat ever specific with Pig when telling him these things?
jimboklein almost 3 years ago
The Phoenix New Times runs an annual “Best of” contest. Back in the mid 1980’s, one of the categories was ‘Best pick-up line.’ Some moron actually submitted, “Dodge Trucks are Ram Tough.”
jel354 almost 3 years ago
A variation of a Stephan Pastis pun.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Where the heck are they – a coffee bar?
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
That is not a pickup line. That is three pickup lines… of dialogue. That was terrible. I’m sorry.
Looneytunes65 almost 3 years ago
If she was a redneck, and he had given her a bottle of mountain dew, they would be married by now. I know this from personal experience.
beady.el almost 3 years ago
GM has had to halt its “pickup line” due to a shortage of microchips…
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
You confused all of us.
Fontessa almost 3 years ago
That’s how my Husband courted me!
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
It’s the species thing. People are terrible.
mfrasca almost 3 years ago
I have come to the conclusion that Pig is on the spectrum.
librarian4hire almost 3 years ago
My pickup is from Seymour Duncan.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Pig, you are not only confusing but also confused. Language is not your strong suit, and neither is hitting on ladies….
clayface9 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She’s not THAT pretty.
_lounger_ almost 3 years ago
then she’s not worth it…
Rick Smith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No pig, the pickup line should be used for towing. Tell her about that.