Forget lawns! Get Marigold and a bunch of her friends together and hire out as a brush-clearing service! I once saw a herd of goats munching away on a steep brushy hillside—the landowner said he’d hired them and their herder for brushfire prevention. They were pretty cool to watch, but unicorns would be way better!
every time I see the full grown adults with the leaf blowers who walk around blowing leaves slightly to one side or the guy in the van tossing the news paper , I think of how kids no longer have part time jobs.
Imagine paying a few thousand bucks for a brand new lawnmower, then going outside your home and seeing a unicorn eating your lawn… and you can’t find the receipt.
…do his moms want him to die? Look at that boy, he should not be mowing lawns.(Actually, have we established what state this takes place in? My point of reference is Texas, where mowing lawns in the summer is a recipe for dehydration and heat stroke. Assuming you can find a lawn that’s not just dead.)
Averagemoe almost 3 years ago
You should charge by the hour, and use a dull pair of scissors.
codycab almost 3 years ago
And Marigold’s available from April to October!
Antiyonder almost 3 years ago
Wonder if their is a union for Corns.
LeslieBark almost 3 years ago
Forget lawns! Get Marigold and a bunch of her friends together and hire out as a brush-clearing service! I once saw a herd of goats munching away on a steep brushy hillside—the landowner said he’d hired them and their herder for brushfire prevention. They were pretty cool to watch, but unicorns would be way better!
kaykeyser almost 3 years ago
every time I see the full grown adults with the leaf blowers who walk around blowing leaves slightly to one side or the guy in the van tossing the news paper , I think of how kids no longer have part time jobs.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait. The idea is saying to the neighbours to pay or Marigolds will stop to eat gras from their garden? Interesting… but that’s don’t sound right.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Imagine paying a few thousand bucks for a brand new lawnmower, then going outside your home and seeing a unicorn eating your lawn… and you can’t find the receipt.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Mari needs to make, no eat, hay, er grass while the sun shines!
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
The question of why no one needs their lawn mowed has been answered.
jerrica.benton333 almost 3 years ago
I’m surprised Max isn’t crypto-mining
scyphi26 almost 3 years ago
Marigold (and her stomach) get around, clearly.
Old Man River almost 3 years ago
We use goats. Quicker, will eat most and type of weeds, and no snarky attitude. No unicorns need apply.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
The term “cash cow” comes to mind.
ratton8 almost 3 years ago
…do his moms want him to die? Look at that boy, he should not be mowing lawns.(Actually, have we established what state this takes place in? My point of reference is Texas, where mowing lawns in the summer is a recipe for dehydration and heat stroke. Assuming you can find a lawn that’s not just dead.)
asrialfeeple almost 3 years ago
Maybe Max can design websites?