I have a feeling that we are going to have a week full of corny puns, so lets cut to the cob and work on getting them out now, so just popcorn out your ideas.
The first Corn Person is wearing a husk for clothes. Very nicely draped husk. Love the fashion. Green is so in this season. But the, the other Corn People are just walking around with no clothes on! “Awww, shucks, we got shucked.”
FreihEitner Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thankfully they’re good listeners, having so many ears.
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
I thought they were from the corn husker state.
Imagine about 3 years ago
The first sign that they were coming to take over was the corns on people’s feet.
Aussie Down Under about 3 years ago
Very topical and extremely subtle strip today.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just wait until things get popping.
Ratkin about 3 years ago
Lend me your ear so I can give you a kernel of wisdom.
juncarlo about 3 years ago
Brewster, you must not give up and you start the fight and make a CORNage with them.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 3 years ago
First, they’ll start stalking us…
then we’ll notice our hair growing pale, like silk.
Soon, our clothes will all be husky sizes…
and instead of working, we’ll fritter away our time reading comics.
Nooooo….. now I’m getting steamed…
artsyguy65 about 3 years ago
Why are the Corn People held in such high regard? Because they’re all outstanding in their fields.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Just so they don’t refer to their offspring as Children of the Corn.
Gent about 3 years ago
Oh no. They is goings to ban pop corn because it offends them!
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
I hope I can CORNtribute to their removal from the station and can PONEey up some help in this.
Alabama Al about 3 years ago
The Corn People can just kiss my grits.
chuckcork1 about 3 years ago
I’m waiting for the obvious outcome where they can’t take the heat and go popping mad.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
brewster’s finding it hard to hide his scorn…
tripwire45 about 3 years ago
I hear they taste good roasted or boiled, especially drenched in butter.
ElVez2 about 3 years ago
Butter them up
tony_n_jen2003 about 3 years ago
Corn silk. That’s good smoking.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 3 years ago
They are a-maize-ing
Newenglandah about 3 years ago
A bit flakey.
YippiKiAyMofo about 3 years ago
What’s he popping off about?
geese28 about 3 years ago
How nice. Now step right into this microwave, er I mean, “sauna”
ksu71 about 3 years ago
They must have been staulking us for a while.
blakerl about 3 years ago
Let us butter you up. Corn on the cob for dinner and popcorn for the movie after.
blakerl about 3 years ago
Why are all the aliens coming to R.U. Sirius food items? Have they not met Cliff?
Dkram about 3 years ago
Remember how Red Skelten would pinch the bridge of his nose? Well, I’m doing that now. (Bad)
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Serial Pedant about 3 years ago
Tough one. For you non-speakers of español, ‘maiz’ = corn.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
This goes against the grain.
gantech about 3 years ago
The matter will be investigated by Chief Inspector Cobb…
JPuzzleWhiz about 3 years ago
Is their commanding officer Kernel Hogan?
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
They’re the “suck” in succotash… ㋡
jsimpso1 about 3 years ago
Aw, shucks.
trainnut1956 about 3 years ago
Just send them to talk to Orville Reddenbacher. Problem solved.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
The cornniest flakes anybody makes is Kellogg’s.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
The head guy is the Colonel.
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
Hominy days’ worth of strips do you think Mr. Rickard can get out of this idea?
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Clearly a GMO mon, sent to take over.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Did they come out of a “Field of Dreams” or “Field of Nightmares”?
phlash about 3 years ago
Friends, Romans, Cornymen! Lend me your ear!
Bradley Walker about 3 years ago
Sure, but is it grass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC4zJSY1ylw
jtrevor99 about 3 years ago
My late father was a corn geneticist. If only he knew where this would one day lead us…
PartlyCloudy Premium Member about 3 years ago
Do they conquer by placing corn mazes everywhere? That would do it for the Forth’s…
pekenpug about 3 years ago
That’s not going to be easy, guys.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
We’re gonna need more butter. And salt.
WaltWenger Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brewster has great faith in the Corn People’s abilities; I, for one, can’t imagine this strip getting any cornier than it already is.
David_the_CAD about 3 years ago
I have a feeling that we are going to have a week full of corny puns, so lets cut to the cob and work on getting them out now, so just popcorn out your ideas.
Spudart about 3 years ago
The first Corn Person is wearing a husk for clothes. Very nicely draped husk. Love the fashion. Green is so in this season. But the, the other Corn People are just walking around with no clothes on! “Awww, shucks, we got shucked.”
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Good luck, cornball, humans will eat you down to the cob. Watch out for the “Butter Ray”.
tomcarroll67 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brewster should be corncerned.
oakie817 about 3 years ago
oh great…a week of corny jokes
theincrediblebulk about 3 years ago
I’ve had am earful of your attitude. i ought to pop you one.
bakana about 3 years ago
So, this is who the GQP is going corn-nuts about?
deepgoatjr about 3 years ago
i like corn jokes as much as anyone, but Cow & Boy just covered the whole field of corn jokes a few months ago
Bilan about 3 years ago
Talk about too many chiefs and not enough Indians …
Everybody in their military is a Colonel.