Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2020

And for your information, I’m not Dutch.

Now that Alejandra is showing Dakota how bad she is, I hope this becomes a guideline for Dakota to change her attitude!

And Dakota is the king of the royal jerks of jerkington!

Ah… playground politics. I’ve been both a teacher and a sub at elementary schools for years. Will Dakota realize she’s been mean all these years and ally herself with Phoebe to exact ill-advised magical vengeance on on Alejandra? Or will she just demand mommy send her to prep school?

Gyuh…

your trying and that’s what counts.

The Duchess of Dweebington, eh? And there’s me thinking that the new world had outlawed royalty!

Almost an hour without an insult? Dakota’s getting better! :D

Technically, it wouldn’t count since not only was the word “loser” not used, but she referred to Phoebe as royalty. Also it feels like a Alejandra is a lot more hostile than Dakota ever was.

Give Dakota some points for originality 8)

Nothing worse than be able to recognize your bad behavior in others peoples. Let’s hope this will be educational for Dakota.

Hypocrite!!!!!

Yeah, that’s not an argument you’re going to win, Dakota.

An alliance in the offing. As Churchill said when asked how he could support Stalin’s regime after attacking it for years: “If Hitler invaded hell, I would at least have a favorable word for the devil”. (or words to that effect).

Full quotation:

“If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.”

Winston Churchill (after Germany invaded the Soviet Union in June, 1941).

I dunno; bestowing a royal title with an insult is sort of a backward compliment!

Maybe, a royal title isn’t bad. At least she’s royalty.

Dakota’s latest insult is better than the other royalty-themed “Booger Princess.”

Dakota is putting in some effort in her work.

Time to team up and take her out!

the space between enlightenment and self realization ca sometimes overlap

“I’ll duchy you up nice and good! Nice and good!”