Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 23, 2020

“Spam… you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.”

You know the world is falling apart when someone shoots the Blue Bird of Happiness!!!!!!

Should have checked your spam filter, Wiz!

What happens to the phishing mails?

You need a better message carrier. Try using Henry. Now there would be a carrier with some presence. I don’t think anyone would dare to shoot him. Might even give him a tip or two, or at least a dragon snack. And if not, he could bring the reply person back in person.

Catch that pigeon…

All I can think is poor bird.

I think you meant the message got mistaken for spam and was destroyed. Unread. The message itself was legit though and not spammed.

If they only knew the real SPAM!

Or something like that.

Cool. They’ve got Spam guns in id.

Speaking of Spam(the real spam), My local Walmart has been “out of stock” for a considerable time. Are people still hoarding?

(wonders about how a message could get “spammed”)

maybe he should have used an owl like other wizards.

man, gonna miss the old font. rip legend

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…

Just forward it and see what happens, Wiz…

I’d say the wizards SPAM got blocked. I wish I had one of those.

i cannot get into my email and I have a phone that is being paid in my name that I do not have a phone to, so being spammed is probably a streak of good luck, especially coming from a crow. I just need a HUMAN BEING in my life that doesn’t rob me and completely wreck my home. If someone is spamming you they’re probably doing you a favor. You don’t need friends like that unless you have money to flush. I need to take my grandmother’s hand crochet blanket to a dry cleaner with no money because like my mother said “Let no kind deed go unpunished” ( as my bff asks “Krisann… if they were three years old, would you be more patient?” AHH!!!

Not quite like a spammed message there. You can still look at them, unlike what the bird was trying to deliver.

It actually got hit by a spam filter