Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 29, 2011

Winky feels your pain, Donut People…

These folk are welcome at any gathering.

One eye, empty belly. Can’t lose?

I thought Brewster would see right through that one.

Definitely a hole in someone’s logic somewhere…

Either that, or the Insectoids have a fervent hatred of (or “love” for) the Donut People. What do you call genocide of a junk-food species?

Let’s go out to the snack bar Let’s go out to the snack bar Let’s go out to the snack bar. And have something good to eat.

Donut People of the universe unite.

And we’ll have a big party.

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Dress is formal; chocolate tie and tails.

Doughnuts don’t have a spleen, so what are they going to say when they’re about to be eaten?

HELP!

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There could be no crueller fate.

The Donut People have fantastic rates of procreation. Relentless predation seems to have no effect on them.

I find their humor stale…..their jokes crumby….

they are universally loved

Actually, the Donut People reproduce by being eaten. The crumbs are their offspring and grow into adults.

COYOTY My Daddy told me the same lie the first time he took me fishin. The next day I had a very smelly worm can.