Goat should respond by saying that tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your life, and that the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life, and so on.
Keep in mind, this half day is the first half day of the rest of your life. This quarter day is the first quarter of the rest of your life. This hour is the first our of the rest o your life. This minute is the first minute of the rest of your life. This second is the first second of the rest of your life. This millisecond is the first millisecond of the rest of your life. This microsecond is the first microsecond of the rest of your life. This nanosecond is the first nanosecond of the rest of your life. My unit converter refuses to go lower than nanosecond so I’m not sure if picosecond is the next smallest unit of time. But have I ruined the inspirational saying enough yet?
I used to think that Pig was the optimist in the strip. Some recent cartoons have made me think he’s changed, not for the better. This strip is just clouding the issue for me.
Pig is being too logical by half today. Maybe tomorrow he’ll be too logical completely! Time travel dizzies the mind, especially if it is feeble to start with!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Tomorrow never knows .
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
And then one day, the first day of the rest of your life is the last day.
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
It’s only a day away…
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 4 years ago
And he still will not have returned the borrowed shovel.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Hey! I’ve been putting things off until tomorrow my whole life.
baddawg1989 almost 4 years ago
I’ll procrastinate tomorrow! :-D
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
Pig. You’ve accomplished a great deal that only a pig could do — tending your pork belly and curing the bacon.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Pig found the ultimate use of procrastination, put off the day of his demise forever! Pig the Immortal!
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Well, Pig, there is one thing you can’t put off forever.
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
Carpe diem.
blunebottle almost 4 years ago
Pig! You are my muse!
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
tomorrow is the first day to put off the rest of your life…?
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
Pig always seems to find a way to distort Goat’s best impulses.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Pig always has a different perspective on things!
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Yes Pig keep taking your Debbie Downer pills ! … Croc Power !
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
I don’t know, what does Shakespeare have to say?
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Pigs is an inspiration for procrastinators everywhere!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Pig procrastinates, makes endless To-do-lists and he’s still insecure…
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
mudak326 almost 4 years ago
Goat should respond by saying that tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your life, and that the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life, and so on.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until day after tomorrow just as well. I think Mark Twain said that.
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
there’s always tomorrow…until there isn’t.
Whatcouldgowrong almost 4 years ago
Today is also the last day of your life . . . . so far.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Good job Pig! You were in real danger of trying to accomplish something there.
katzenbooks45 almost 4 years ago
Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next week.
Slowly, he turned... almost 4 years ago
Yesterday’s tomorrow is today’s deadline…
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I know how you feel, Pig. I figured I’d be done with college by now if it wasn’t for my poor rescuing making.
Golf Buddy almost 4 years ago
Today is my last day of being a certain age. Tomorrow I will be one year older. There’s no putting it off, so I will just celebrate!
Nubmaeme almost 4 years ago
Pig’s biggest accomplishment will be when he becomes bacon, ham and pork chops!
dfrost1 almost 4 years ago
That was great.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied almost 4 years ago
“So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
Mrs. Peabody almost 4 years ago
A local business has the following “inspirational saying” on their sign:
~ Today is the best day of the rest of your life. ~
Somehow I feel like they may have misunderstood something …
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
Today is yesterday’s tomorrow, so tomorrow is already here.
GreenIrishEyes almost 4 years ago
My personal philosophy has always been, “Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow”.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 4 years ago
Am I the only one saddened by the way a wonderful, deep, pithy quote from Beat poet Gregory Corso has been subsumed by the Hallmark “culture”?
Spacetech almost 4 years ago
What is your inspiration for living?
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Hilbert’s Hotel
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
Keep in mind, this half day is the first half day of the rest of your life. This quarter day is the first quarter of the rest of your life. This hour is the first our of the rest o your life. This minute is the first minute of the rest of your life. This second is the first second of the rest of your life. This millisecond is the first millisecond of the rest of your life. This microsecond is the first microsecond of the rest of your life. This nanosecond is the first nanosecond of the rest of your life. My unit converter refuses to go lower than nanosecond so I’m not sure if picosecond is the next smallest unit of time. But have I ruined the inspirational saying enough yet?
Sue G almost 4 years ago
I was going to stop procrastinating today, but Goat has inspired me. So I’ll do it tomorrow.
Gigi04 almost 4 years ago
I love ya, tomorrow…
jdbligh almost 4 years ago
Pig ain’t as dumb as he seems.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
I used to think that Pig was the optimist in the strip. Some recent cartoons have made me think he’s changed, not for the better. This strip is just clouding the issue for me.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Pig is being too logical by half today. Maybe tomorrow he’ll be too logical completely! Time travel dizzies the mind, especially if it is feeble to start with!
verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Never put off until tomorrow what you can always put off until the day after tomorrow.