Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 24, 2020

You mean the “sugar & spice & everything nice” was a lie.

(In little tot’s mocking voice…) I can out Crazy you!!! Na-na-na-na-na!(Grin!)

I can definitely attest to that!

No wonder your relationships are stormy, Aunty!

Sugar and spice and a little bit of vice.

Not all of them. Not even most of them. And, in your case no rainbow, Aunty Dearest.

I’m sure no matter where in the world you were, you probably heard my crazy this morning. And the lightning (which makes thunder). My brother pissed me off so I got super loud.

What are little boys made of?Snips and snailsAnd puppy-dogs’ tails,That’s what little boys are made of.What are little girls made of?What are little girls made of?Sugar and spiceAnd everything nice,That’s what little girls are made of.

These lines from an old nursery rhyme refer to children. Aunty is an adult female. :-)

And what about a grown woman?

Sounds like Rainbow Dash to me.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

Speak for yourself, Aunty … leave the booze alone and you will become far less crazy!

I think I dated her a couple times.