The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2020

Fat envy.

Who likes lean bacon or donuts?

And who’s ever heard of lo-fat McDonald’s fries?

Come on, all of you, turn it into guacamole.

I’ve heard that about avocados for many years. Not true??

all he does is veg all day…

Mmmm… Avocado pie – the best of both worlds!!

It hurts, donut?

look! it’s a chocolate chip cookie plank.

I just love it when somebody puts my chocolate chip cookies on the plank

Avocado, it’s not just a color, it’s a shape.

The doughnut is jealous.

Yeah, but he ends up sleeping with the fish (oil).

So, they’ve re-opened the gyms?

Ahhh, SUGAR …!

Nice scene for a guy like me eating my morning blueberry muffin…with butter!

Looks like he and Miss Doughnut may be a match.

Throw an over ripe banana,and watch the fruit fly ;)

Mmmmm, avocado toast. Got two ripening up on the counter in anticipation of it.

I notice the avocado isn’t IN the gym, he might just be walking by..or worse, walk up to the window and flaunt not working out.

He’s going to guac the guac.

The chocolate cookie doing push ups cracked me up: LOL

Olive oil is good fat too. Ask Popeye!

I’ve just had him taken off my diet because he’s the wrong kind of potassium…

I must be a good kind of fat too, since I look just like him. #pearshaped