Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 05, 2020

especially, there ! yeow !

ow ow ow ow ow!!!……what is worst?…the splinter in the most unfortunate spot….or the application of the iodine/alcohol/bactine/sangre de chango?!?!?!

Does this mean the Wizard is naked beneath his outer garment?

Worst of all, he’s going to have to bend over for someone to remove the splinter.

It makes quidditch games more exciting.

Right in a very sensitive area too.

I don’t remember seeing that happen in Harry Potter.

Ouch.

At least it wouldn’t be as painful to Broom Hilda.

You could send the broom out to do some menial work, like maybe fetching water, like a certain mouse like wizard’s apprentice that I know of. Even if the mouse like wizard’s apprentice does know Leopold Stokowski.

That should teach it, the broom, about being a pain in the….

The painted handles do not splinter! Forget the metal ones, If you want to ride an ungrounded, uninsulated metal pole between two clouds, be my guest!

Wiz needs to splurge on a magic carpet!

should have just teleported this morning, Wiz!

Is that word “Sliver” or “Shiver”?

Isn’t there any ‘splinter-removing-spell’ that can be used?

Wow! You never think about that when your wanting to be Harry Potter do you? AHHHHhhhh.

A clear and present danger…..ouch!

It means we might have to loan him a Harley…?

Hi Ho Sliver, Away!

Old yearbook saying – As I slide down the Bannister of life, I shall remember you as the splinter.

Ow.

Which is why witches ride side-saddle.

So, you’ve got a little prick. That’s okay. Oh! 8-) No, you’ve gotten a little prick! :-D That’s easier to remedy!

Could be infected and you would be wise to have someone suck out the poison..

The dangers of commando broom riding.

Two guys were hiking in the desert when suddenly a poisonous snake bites one of the guys in his most sensitive spot.

“Call a doctor,” said the man, as the snake slithered away.

His buddy calls the doctor. Doctor says, “You have to suck out the poison thoroughly!”

Dude hangs up the phone, turns to his pal, and says, “I’ve got some bad news. The Doctor says you’re gonna die…”

Should have never forgotten the leotards.

Wrap the broom in leather like a tennis raquet. Problem solved.

That’s why Thor flies in a goat-drawn chariot.

That’s why he should update to a broom with a fiberglass or aluminum handle.

and he really needs to wear pants

And no pants!

Wiz must have forgotten to wax.

All these years I’ve wondered what’s underneath that robe. Now I wish I didn’t know.

Yep, most were back then, it made squatting easier.