Lisa Benson for March 14, 2020

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But Lisa, your feces god said it was a hoax!

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    sipsienwa Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And they have the perfect test and it will be gone when the weather turns warm. ETC.

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Me too. And unlike when I’m just ranting… I know it ain’t gonna work to ask for it.

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    braindead Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Yeah, I don’t take responsibility at all because we were given a set of circumstances, and we were given rules, regulations, and specifications from a different time that wasn’t meant for this kind of an event with the kind of numbers that we’re talking about,”

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    shakeswilly  about 4 years ago

    Lisa, why are you advertising a Democratic hoax ?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Yeah, Lisa, it’s a Hoax… Tell that to the 7000+ people who have DIED from it…

    https://www.who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200313-sitrep-53-covid-19.pdf?sfvrsn=adb3f72_2

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    Dani Rice  about 4 years ago

    The New York Times said it best: We don’t have a leader. We have Trump. https://tinyurl.com/vso4e3m

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    I, for one, never wanted to get on this ride, Ms. Benson. But since it was just a hoax, it was just a cold, nothing to worry about, I’ve been involuntarily swept into the queue along with everyone else. In spite of the warnings, in spite of the earlier opportunities, both ignored because of “numbers,” the nation is essentially shutting down. Congratulations, Mr. Trump. /s

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Callous Trump wants you to not have a corona virus test to keep the numbers down.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    There is, a small chance to get off come the next election.. in the meantime, enjoy the ride you asked for.

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    Frankfreak  about 4 years ago

    The ride is life, the way to get off is to die.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The cause of the panic is not the facts. The cause is that people no longer believe that the government can be trusted to give us the facts- on this issue or any other. We are told what it is most beneficial for the administration that we believe. And, we are pretty sure that if a few million of us die to keep Trump in office that he will consider that a good deal. The virus may not be adequate cause for panic, but that fact is.

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    kentmarx36  about 4 years ago

    ONLY 2 ROLLS OF TP LEFT! No wonder there’s a buying frenzy.

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    lonecat  about 4 years ago

    What does this cartoon even mean?

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    mauser7  about 4 years ago

    You Can’t Win, You Can’t Break Even, and Can’t Quit the Game – The Laws of Thermodynamics.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Stop the World – I Want to Get Off is a musical with a book, music, and lyrics by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. According to Oscar Levant, the play’s title was derived from a graffito.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  about 4 years ago

    Don’t worry Lisa, the stable genius that only makes perfect everythings will take full responsibility to take care of you. You aren’t a member of any minority like Hispanic, black, muslin, women, Asian, etc., cuz then you would be SOL!

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    Gypsy8  about 4 years ago

    Covid 19 is God’s plan to defeat Trump by kicking out his props. Create a worldwide pestilence that crators booming stock markets which Trump falsely claims to have created; give Trump the opportunity to lie about causes and cures, which destroys his credibility; create chaos and contradictions within his management team, which then makes it amply evident that Trump is unfit to lead. God is tough but apparently just in the long run!

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    comicsbb  about 4 years ago

    Ms. Benson, What , no comment on the incompetence of your boy Trump in dealing with the crisis ?

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    ndblackirish97  about 4 years ago

    Yep. It’s one helluva ride the Trump Admin invested in for our country.

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    mauser7  about 4 years ago

    SIGH! I have been allergic to just about ever green plant, in addition to all the normal pollen and animal dander, my entire life. I’ve been flat on my back in an ER with a needle in each arm and an oxygen mask on. So let’s everybody take a deep breath, and remember your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and…DON’T PANIC!!!! This isn’t the Spanish Flu, Folks.

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    thykingdomcome12  about 4 years ago

    True. It’s like we put everything up in the air without much ability to think of what is going to happen. Yet, I’m praying for a light at the end of the tunnel and that everyone will frequent their favorite small business in excess once this is all over. It would be nice though if bidets could make start in the country.

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