Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 04, 2020

Lio has a credit card or something with which to buy whatever he wants (on- or offline)?

Is that any worse than what he normally feeds the squid?

Ishy, at least use your own credit card.

Oh, wait a sec …

Dude! He got a Dull!!

CAUGHT!!

should have waited until Lio was out of the house!

PIN lock your workstation.

I remember when Steve Martin told this joke about his cat.

Does Amazon actually say “Congratulations” in that sort of context? If so, it’s basically self-congratulatory.

Do squid eat plankton? First I’ve heard of it.

Close to speaking there, Lio.

But what about Cybil? Lio caught her placing catnip orders before….

Lio! Did you just leave your passwords lying around for Ishy to use, logging in and charging your account?

Cyber Security, lad!