Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 26, 2019

lucky man Jackson is

Will that asteroid hit Earth?

Woman waits 15 days to bury her dead mother in her backyard.

Take care and may God bless.

Do you have to bang the foil on the bottom to get the cupcakes to come out?

Sorry MIT Lincoln Laboratory, but you are going to have to retract that honor. I already named it after myself, & by the way, just what gave you the naming rights?

Sorry “Intel” and AOC do not belong in the same sentence.

If that’s true about AOC (and I highly doubt that it is) she should have stuck with microbiology. Econ and political science are definitely not in her wheelhouse.

The correct spelling of my hometown is MASPETH!!

I remember a long time ago my sister went golfing by herself and the golf starter said that she would have to pair up with some other people in order to play. The starter paired he up with two people who were already on the 1st tee and one of them looked liked Samuel L. Jackson. As my sister approached she said “You look like Samuel L. Jackson”. The reply “That’s because I am”. Jackson was golfing with his agent or friend and my sister said she had a blast golfing with him.

The asteroid lady looks like a boss from Cuphead.

lmao at the aoc pic

ah yes, at 19 she reached her peak in research. (hasn’t done any since) wonder if she breathed in her work at that time. might explain a lot. just asking.

If second place wins you an asteroid, what did first place get? A planetoid? That drawing is the stuff of nightmares.

You can find the recipes for the Heinz cupcakes here https://hummingbirdbakery.com/pages/heinz-collaboration

Actually, I’ve had tomato soup cake. Of course, it doesn’t taste like tomato soup. There’s sugar and spices in it and maybe raisins which I would pick out. My godmother also gave me a recipe for a sweet bread with pork and beans as the key ingredient. With the spices and replacing the oil with applesauce, it tastes like an applesauce bread. We have a recipe for mayo cake, sauerkraut cake (it is said to taste like coconut). And don’t forget about sour cream donuts.

Oh, man, I want some!

Cortez – can balance a check book, or do her personal fiance’s wo going bankrupt. And you say she got 2 nd place . To bad she couldn’t be on the asteroid.

scariest asteroid ever

Golf, mothertruckers.

I don’t recall AOC having any science background. She worked as a bartender.

Tomato soup sounds…interesting

Fifty-two flavors to go…

Could you have found or done a less flattering drawing of AOC? s/

They just don’t seem to go well on my hamburgers…