Flashbacked to the 70’s, where the company I worked for assigned a monetary value to digits. A lost finger was $2600. I guess this was to keep the lawyers away.
A guy’s talking to a pirate in a bar. He says “how did you lose your leg?” and he says “we had a fierce battle and I was hit by a cannonball.” The guy says “how did you get the hook?” and he says “sword fight. I was holding me own and he got lucky and sliced me hand right off.” The guy says “what’s the story behind the eyepatch?” The pirate says “bird pooped in me eye.” The guy says “bird poop wouldn’t cost you an eye!” and the pirate says “well, it was my first day with the hook.”
noktar Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ve a lot of hobbies
Dave Ferro over 4 years ago
“Sue ‘em! We’ll only take half…”
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Too bad, you can’t sue. Workman’s comp is the real piracy.
unfair.de over 4 years ago
Is the boss eligible to suing? If so: against whom?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Can you sue a crocodile?
joegeethree over 4 years ago
Flashbacked to the 70’s, where the company I worked for assigned a monetary value to digits. A lost finger was $2600. I guess this was to keep the lawyers away.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Seamen lost a lot of legs to loose cannons mangling them.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 4 years ago
“Yes. I have a peg leg and a real foot.”
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 4 years ago
A guy’s talking to a pirate in a bar. He says “how did you lose your leg?” and he says “we had a fierce battle and I was hit by a cannonball.” The guy says “how did you get the hook?” and he says “sword fight. I was holding me own and he got lucky and sliced me hand right off.” The guy says “what’s the story behind the eyepatch?” The pirate says “bird pooped in me eye.” The guy says “bird poop wouldn’t cost you an eye!” and the pirate says “well, it was my first day with the hook.”
pcmcdonald over 4 years ago
The attorney is a pirate.
StephenRice over 4 years ago
“Nothing at work, but me house be a death trap.”
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
“Yeah, but you should see the other guy! No walkin’ away from that”
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
And did the injuries involve illegal acts?
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
“yes, it really hurt when my parrot left me…”
smitty72 over 4 years ago
So . . . why would the pirate — without a useable right hand — put his gun in his belt this way?!