They should give you a permanent leave.
Happy 61st birthday, Tentoes!
Also, I didn’t make this connection until just barely, but today is my dad’s birthday, too.
Apparently Rat did know what he meant since his word balloon spelled it “berth”.
Where would Rat find a mate insane enough to bear his child? Amityville? White House? US Capitol?
Fun with homonyms!
Rat got a plan.
Legally, you have a spelling to argue with. Realistically, you will be punned if you pun too much!
Too bad you don’t get paid while you’re on leave.
If the manager had his way, Rat wouldn’t ever reproduce!
Bucky Katt and Rat’s brains are wired incorrectly …….. Croc Power !
He should probably get some berth control.
lots of bowties in this company.
Don’t bother coming back, Rat!
“Rat, the odds of any female getting within 100 yards of you for the purpose of initiating a birth are statistically less than zero. Shut up and go home. You’re fired.”
How cute Rat looks in his tiny bow tie
….anything to get time off….
Why isn’t Pastis clubbing rat with a bat?
Wait ’til they start charging you for berth support Rat.
They don’t do that in this country.
Rat’s a right berk.
Just wait until he gets 6 months worth of leaves.
Rat: Post-partum animal.
No; berth as in “steerage” where we’re moving your office.
Since when does Rat wear clothes? And a bow tie???
Our dog will take our next paternity leave. I’m 76, she’s passed as well as our dog.
Because being rude to other employees makes you the office stud!
Some of these puns are stillborn.
We’ve had 15, maybe 20 years of this, and you mean to tell us you’re just now calling him out on the carpet for it?!
Rat, legally you don’t. But thank you for playing our game, and do try again another time.
Go for moor time, but they will dock your pay.
The folks around me seem to be able to distinguish, by pronunciation alone, words like ‘hem’ and ‘him’ which is magic to me!
This is why I never invite Cartoon-Boy to a party.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
They should give you a permanent leave.
NErDysprosium almost 5 years ago
Happy 61st birthday, Tentoes!
Also, I didn’t make this connection until just barely, but today is my dad’s birthday, too.
pearlsbs almost 5 years ago
Apparently Rat did know what he meant since his word balloon spelled it “berth”.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Where would Rat find a mate insane enough to bear his child? Amityville? White House? US Capitol?
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Fun with homonyms!
einarbt almost 5 years ago
Rat got a plan.
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
Legally, you have a spelling to argue with. Realistically, you will be punned if you pun too much!
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too bad you don’t get paid while you’re on leave.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
If the manager had his way, Rat wouldn’t ever reproduce!
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Bucky Katt and Rat’s brains are wired incorrectly …….. Croc Power !
gr8fuldean almost 5 years ago
He should probably get some berth control.
ekw555 almost 5 years ago
lots of bowties in this company.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Don’t bother coming back, Rat!
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
“Rat, the odds of any female getting within 100 yards of you for the purpose of initiating a birth are statistically less than zero. Shut up and go home. You’re fired.”
SusieB almost 5 years ago
How cute Rat looks in his tiny bow tie
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
….anything to get time off….
Snoots almost 5 years ago
Why isn’t Pastis clubbing rat with a bat?
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Wait ’til they start charging you for berth support Rat.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
They don’t do that in this country.
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
Rat’s a right berk.
nitromicro almost 5 years ago
Just wait until he gets 6 months worth of leaves.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rat: Post-partum animal.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No; berth as in “steerage” where we’re moving your office.
leomags almost 5 years ago
Since when does Rat wear clothes? And a bow tie???
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Our dog will take our next paternity leave. I’m 76, she’s passed as well as our dog.
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
Because being rude to other employees makes you the office stud!
bigal666 almost 5 years ago
Some of these puns are stillborn.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
We’ve had 15, maybe 20 years of this, and you mean to tell us you’re just now calling him out on the carpet for it?!
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Rat, legally you don’t. But thank you for playing our game, and do try again another time.
Phydeux almost 5 years ago
Go for moor time, but they will dock your pay.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
The folks around me seem to be able to distinguish, by pronunciation alone, words like ‘hem’ and ‘him’ which is magic to me!
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
This is why I never invite Cartoon-Boy to a party.