Well, Calvin ma’ boy, you have been fairly and truly warned – and I recommend you clean up your act and start behaving like you will be investigated all the way back to your diapers – if you go on the straight and narrow RIGHT NOW you can claim it was all “youthful indiscretion” when you’re famous.
Or you can start stockpiling tuna now and save up to buy Hobbes off!
The choice is yours.
Oh – or you can start collecting “dirt” on Hobbes, so you can counter-blackmail him when he tries to stick it to you. Of course this only works if the blackmailer isn’t pure as the wind-driven snow!
Ahhhh, the days before Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and other such social media sites. You wouldn’t need any media then Calvin, just a device with internet access. . . . .you will then learn more than anyone wanted to know about someone, and be able to have them know more than they wanted to know about you.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
That’s going to be a lot of tuna fish sandwiches.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Calvin, you are already great, you just don’t know it.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 5 years ago
Calvin the Great and Hobbes the Very Good. Fair, isn’t it?
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
how long until the short story arc about Calvin wanting to be called a s"Calvin the Bold"?
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Forget the bribe, do you know how much a good tell-all biography can make?
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Susie will write the “smoochy and tell” book that will garner Hobbes a juicy miniseries deal.
jvn almost 5 years ago
I’m sure reporters will line up to get an exclusive from a stuffed tiger.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A little conscience is a terrible thing, eh Calvin?
codycab almost 5 years ago
“Sorry, but for THAT much tuna, I can’t guarantee this secret won’t slip”.
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It means Hobbes will tell it like it is – without your dillusions of grandeur.
DaveG1960 almost 5 years ago
The truth hurts..
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Do you really want Hobbes to tell everything, Calvin?
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
I’d say that kid is Calvin The Great Psycho.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
He was right. Look. They’re in a famous, classic comic strip.
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Brilliant, Hobbes
uniquename almost 5 years ago
It means he’ll finally reveal what really happened during the Noodle Incident.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, it seems like fame will being people to you, but you will need a fortune to keep them away from you.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 5 years ago
Hobbes knows where the bodies are buried.
mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Calvin would just need to hire a press secretary or PR person to ‘deny deny deny’, or he could just ignore the criticisms. Both methods work.
swanridge almost 5 years ago
What does that mean? Just ask President Collusion!
Scoutmaster77 almost 5 years ago
Is this a young Donald Trump? :-D
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hobbes is the most greaterist!
john_chubb almost 5 years ago
Well, Calvin ma’ boy, you have been fairly and truly warned – and I recommend you clean up your act and start behaving like you will be investigated all the way back to your diapers – if you go on the straight and narrow RIGHT NOW you can claim it was all “youthful indiscretion” when you’re famous.
Or you can start stockpiling tuna now and save up to buy Hobbes off!
The choice is yours.
Oh – or you can start collecting “dirt” on Hobbes, so you can counter-blackmail him when he tries to stick it to you. Of course this only works if the blackmailer isn’t pure as the wind-driven snow!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Hobbes is always looking out for el numero uno!
BluNova almost 5 years ago
People can find out from Hobbes about “The Noodle Incident”.
eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wait! Is Calvin a young Donald Trump? Full of himself and paying people to keep quiet?!
baraktorvan almost 5 years ago
Ahhhh, the days before Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and other such social media sites. You wouldn’t need any media then Calvin, just a device with internet access. . . . .you will then learn more than anyone wanted to know about someone, and be able to have them know more than they wanted to know about you.