Very different, equally brilliant as yesterday’s from Mike Luckovich, but a similar bottom line so, with a few minor tweaks, will repeat a similar comment as I made to that one…
Surprise! surprise! It turns out that most of little Donnie’s time in the White House is “executive time” — the babysitters’ euphemism for little Donnie’s nap time, snack time, lunch time, play time, more snack time, more nap time, more play time and TV time where he can watch his favorite TV cartoon characters and, gee whiz, it’s almost as if they are talking directly at HIM! They make him feel so special!
(And on extra special days, he gets a very special play time with the porn stars and nude models or maybe even Daddy Putin will stop by.)
See (fake) “president” Donnie keeping so, so busy!
He’s such a big boy! He has a good brain! And words! He has the best words!
But when he gets naughty, tsk, tsk, Grandma Nancy puts him in a corner for a time out and NO WALL!
After enduring the State of The Union speech last evening, this darn near made me smile. That was horrifying. Our orange dictator wanna be. The fact that there are so many people in our government and country that think he is wonderful is beyond belief to me. If any of them actually think he cares about them, the answer is a resounding “no”. He cares about himself. Only himself. He used the Republicans to get the top position in the world. He wants to retain it. At any cost to this wonderful country. He will say whatever he thinks appeals to the people who gotnhim there, to stay there. My heart hurts.
There was a Dana Milbank column in today’s paper that suggested we shouldn’t complain. All that time playing around is time he’s not causing any REAL trouble. Well, except for the unfortunates who have to babysit.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago
Perfect!!!
DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very different, equally brilliant as yesterday’s from Mike Luckovich, but a similar bottom line so, with a few minor tweaks, will repeat a similar comment as I made to that one…
Surprise! surprise! It turns out that most of little Donnie’s time in the White House is “executive time” — the babysitters’ euphemism for little Donnie’s nap time, snack time, lunch time, play time, more snack time, more nap time, more play time and TV time where he can watch his favorite TV cartoon characters and, gee whiz, it’s almost as if they are talking directly at HIM! They make him feel so special!
(And on extra special days, he gets a very special play time with the porn stars and nude models or maybe even Daddy Putin will stop by.)
See (fake) “president” Donnie keeping so, so busy!
He’s such a big boy! He has a good brain! And words! He has the best words!
But when he gets naughty, tsk, tsk, Grandma Nancy puts him in a corner for a time out and NO WALL!
Kurtass Premium Member over 5 years ago
You forgot golden throne time, or does that coincide with the tweets.
wolfiiig over 5 years ago
Give Mr. Rogers a Pulitzer (or two)!
shakeswilly over 5 years ago
A terrible lie. Our president can watch Fox News and tweet at the same time. He even tweets in his sleep, and while sitting on the potty as well.
jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Careful. Don’t insult Mickey Mouse.
Airtime Vu over 5 years ago
I had a Mickey Mouse watch when I was a kid. I would buy one with this Donald Rat now.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
Look, it’s a Donald Dork watch!
JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago
Didn’t they have any BoZo the Clown watches left?
kluless19 over 5 years ago
Does Mickey Mouse wear a Donny Trump watch?
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Disney is ferociously protective of its brand and icons. I wonder how they feel about this?
Nantucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Did someone take Trump’s phone away? I may regret saying this, but I haven’t seen any tweets this morning.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
So glad Trump is lazy, think of the damage he would do if he wasn’t.
Kip W over 5 years ago
FINGERS NOT DRAWN TO SCALE
Ally2005 over 5 years ago
Trump Timeless Timepieces, ET Watch, Donald Dufuss edition.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t forget “lunch.” Lots and lots of lunch…
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
FAKE CARTOON! There is no mention of playing golf (and lying about his score), which Trump does about as often as he does anything else.
Joan Tinnin Premium Member over 5 years ago
After enduring the State of The Union speech last evening, this darn near made me smile. That was horrifying. Our orange dictator wanna be. The fact that there are so many people in our government and country that think he is wonderful is beyond belief to me. If any of them actually think he cares about them, the answer is a resounding “no”. He cares about himself. Only himself. He used the Republicans to get the top position in the world. He wants to retain it. At any cost to this wonderful country. He will say whatever he thinks appeals to the people who gotnhim there, to stay there. My heart hurts.
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
How dare you insult Mickey Mouse that way?
pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago
Brilliant!
wiatr over 5 years ago
There was a Dana Milbank column in today’s paper that suggested we shouldn’t complain. All that time playing around is time he’s not causing any REAL trouble. Well, except for the unfortunates who have to babysit.
WilliamMedlock over 5 years ago
Reagan was called the great delegator.
Spock over 5 years ago
Where’s golfing and phoning his friends (Vlad, Kim, bin Salman)?