Very different, equally brilliant as yesterday’s from Mike Luckovich, but a similar bottom line so, with a few minor tweaks, will repeat a similar comment as I made to that one…
Surprise! surprise! It turns out that most of little Donnie’s time in the White House is “executive time” — the babysitters’ euphemism for little Donnie’s nap time, snack time, lunch time, play time, more snack time, more nap time, more play time and TV time where he can watch his favorite TV cartoon characters and, gee whiz, it’s almost as if they are talking directly at HIM! They make him feel so special!
(And on extra special days, he gets a very special play time with the porn stars and nude models or maybe even Daddy Putin will stop by.)
See (fake) “president” Donnie keeping so, so busy!
He’s such a big boy! He has a good brain! And words! He has the best words!
But when he gets naughty, tsk, tsk, Grandma Nancy puts him in a corner for a time out and NO WALL!
Very different, equally brilliant as yesterday’s from Mike Luckovich, but a similar bottom line so, with a few minor tweaks, will repeat a similar comment as I made to that one…
Surprise! surprise! It turns out that most of little Donnie’s time in the White House is “executive time” — the babysitters’ euphemism for little Donnie’s nap time, snack time, lunch time, play time, more snack time, more nap time, more play time and TV time where he can watch his favorite TV cartoon characters and, gee whiz, it’s almost as if they are talking directly at HIM! They make him feel so special!
(And on extra special days, he gets a very special play time with the porn stars and nude models or maybe even Daddy Putin will stop by.)
See (fake) “president” Donnie keeping so, so busy!
He’s such a big boy! He has a good brain! And words! He has the best words!
But when he gets naughty, tsk, tsk, Grandma Nancy puts him in a corner for a time out and NO WALL!