Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 09, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    blame the author, Andy, not the storekeeper

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    Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He can’t do any worse with the book.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    My dad bought a book like that to help him win the Lotto draws (with the bin of balls with numbers on them, and a few are drawn). The plan was to pick 10-12 numbers and buy ALL the combinations that would work for them – you may not hit the jackpot, but if you catch enough, you get multiples of the lesser prizes which will hopefully cover the fees for doing the same thing during the next draw.

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    AFFICIONADO  over 5 years ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is an idiot thinking that just reading a book would make him win :o) right? my avatar today is of the characters of my fav comic books which I have been collecting since before you were born and I own them all , our friend Six also likes them , do you have any fav comics? how was your day? ours should be calm because all errands postponed till tomorrow take care pal.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    I could have bet that this would happen!

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Even if the book weren’t a scam, how would we know? No way would Andy be able to accurately follow instructions.

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    ssmcjm  over 5 years ago

    “Its” needs no apostrophe.

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    Rasslebear  over 5 years ago

    Its, not it’s.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Those type of book are winners for the author. They are the ones who get rich selling the books to people. And its the people who lose paying for those books which don’t do anything for them.

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    You probably have to work—follow trends, results, and the like. Out of Andy’s league, I’m afraid.

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    patlaborvi  over 5 years ago

    The only real winners from those get rich quick books are the authors who make money from the suckers who buy their books.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    Andy actually bought the book? (I would have thought he’d at least consider Abbe Hoffmann’s advice…)

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    PsychoZoid  over 5 years ago

    Bet to lose all of your money!

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    Scott S  over 5 years ago

    Flo: Where did we go on holiday last year?

    Andy: To yer mum’s.

    Flo: Where did the bookie go?

    Andy: Cozumel.

    Flo: Think about that!

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    tad1  over 5 years ago

    It’s a sure bet that Andy has rotten luck.

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    I “bet” he didn’t keep the receipt.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    @Afficionado

    I’ve only got one favourite comic strip which is Andy Capp by the original author, Reg Smythe.

    I went out today. The strong winds had eased. I’m at my volunteering tomorrow and at bingo on Friday (I might see Flo & Rube there)

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    Sherlock5  5 months ago

    Bet to Win? Is there any other reason to bet?

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