If you’ve joined the gym, Rat, you’re already paying the monthly fee, so you might as well go to the gym and get your money’s worth! Try taking a hot shower and then stretching out on a bench (by which I mean, just lie there)….
I’m having trouble following the logic of this conversation, (and it’s not because of the grammar error in the first panel). He joined an expensive gym that he knows he won’t go to because he’s greedy? Huh?
Kveldulf over 5 years ago
Laziness is a sin? I always thought of it as my greatest virtue!
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Frugality is not synonymous with greed.
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
I’m not lazy, I just have a terrible fear of being tired.
santa72404 over 5 years ago
Long as Rat is not drinking low calorie beer.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very creative of Rat to use psychology on himself as a workout motivator. Sort of like blowing on your own sail.
Nuliajuk over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t parsimonious be a better description than greedy?
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
If you’ve joined the gym, Rat, you’re already paying the monthly fee, so you might as well go to the gym and get your money’s worth! Try taking a hot shower and then stretching out on a bench (by which I mean, just lie there)….
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
All that exercise will only result in a leaner, meaner Rat!
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
You never look at me when we talk.
SmokedLamb over 5 years ago
Remember, Jesus died for our sins, so if we don’t do any sinning we’ve made him look like a fool.
mjb515 over 5 years ago
“I am well acquainted with the the Seven Deadly Sins.I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in "
wingalls over 5 years ago
I’m having trouble following the logic of this conversation, (and it’s not because of the grammar error in the first panel). He joined an expensive gym that he knows he won’t go to because he’s greedy? Huh?
Breadboard over 5 years ago
The all new Rat developmental course …$19.95 plus S+H ……………Croc Power !
jel354 over 5 years ago
Any vice can drive one to succeed if used properly, like anger or spite to channel into achieving things after someone repeatedly calls one “stupid.”
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
“I may be a craven little coward, but I’m a GREEEEEEEEEDY craven little coward!”
-Daffy Duck
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Is there sin in the Afterlife? So, no free will either, huh?
ayespin over 5 years ago
Reminds me of Aesop’s fairy tale of “The Grasshopper and the Ant.”
whiteaj over 5 years ago
The one that will survive is the one rat feeds.
Cornelius Noodleman over 5 years ago
I chew gum for exercise!
WendellFouts over 5 years ago
LOL. Same thing happened when I got a new boat. Started sailing more.
Seed_drill over 5 years ago
I hate going into work so much that the delay a morning workout provides is perfect motivation.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Letting your sins battle each other burns calories!