Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2019

Now they look the same way they taste.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Pig also practices with the potatoes – just another Mr. Potato Head and sad family

Grapefruit sales down 20%.

How Pig found an open grocery on Jan , 1st?

Have a peaceful 2019

Misery loves company…even if you have to spread it around.

Those are some sad-looking grapefruit. Poor things. Turn them over, so they look like a side view of bowls resting on a holder to prevent tipping.

Ah, so that’s what they mean when they say “marked down.”

It’s as if they know they’re going to be sliced and eaten!

That’s brilliant. I’m gonna try that. Will it work with bananas, too?

Scott Van Pelt: Produce Manager

You want depressed produce, take a look at celery root some time.

Yes, they’re de-pressed. They look different when they’re pressed! :D

What a depressing strip to begin the new years with. What’s this, the Funky Winkerbean? Yeesh!

Anyways, Happy New Year, folks!

Strange that nobody saw Pig draw all those faces :-o

@ecurb: Pig’s lucky he did not get caught; the Produce guy and the Butcher always do trades!

And then, in grocery stores across the nation, ….

My mom cuts them in half, sprinkles a bit of brown sugar and broils in oven for a couple of seconds.

I wonder if this has given people an idea..Will have to go to the store later and see

Eat some cheese, Pig. That’ll cheer you up

New sign coming to the supermarket near you; “Please do not deface the produce.” (But would drawing a face on the produce be “defacing” the produce? A conundrum, to be sure.)

LIFE HACKS. Nobody is sad at the donut shop.

I suggest pig should crawl back under his blanket and make at least one person happy.

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Funny. That drew a smile on MY face…

There’s nothing grapey OR fruity about them. :)

A Happy Healthy New Year to All!

Not the best way to start the year, Pig. Turn those frowns upside down. We want joyous grapefruit!!!

I never was a fan of grapefruit (which my mother used to serve me occasionally when I was young); too bitter, even with sugar. So I won’t really condemn Pig for his “Street Art” in the produce aisle. It seems Right….

What happened to the alligators?

I just go to the grocery store – period.

happy new year hope your day gets better