Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Hopefully, a light has gone on in Pig’s head.

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    DarthRevan  over 5 years ago

    Not the brightest Christmas light on the string, is he?

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Hopefully Pig will install the correct inflatable in the lawn display

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    As long as there are no penguins…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    If it were asking a Jamaican to a Latter-day Saint, it would be, “More, man! More, man!” (Glad I, a member of that faith, got that out of my system.)

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    The last panel should have shown Pig saying “that hurts” to Stephan.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t I! Wouldn’t I!Peg leg! Peg leg!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you’re checking the lights in broad daylight, you are a moron!

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    Barry1941  over 5 years ago

    My wife and I always check our Xmas lights in the house before putting them out.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Don’t hurt his feelings – tell him he’s just not bright enough.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Switch out Pig and Put Larry Croc in Pig’s place …… perfect fit ;-)

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Turn a few off Pig and let this be a “Less On” to you.

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    Herbie Popnecker  over 5 years ago

    Oh, man, how it hurts … THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED !!!

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    Inahastation(eye nuh ha station)  over 5 years ago

    Being southern, it took me a minute. (more “own”?)

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    Michael Beeson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Stefan, it should be “fewer”, not “less”!

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    Thomas R. Williams  over 5 years ago

    No pun left unpunished.

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    The Little Moron and his friend were climbing a cliff. The friend fell off. Why didn’t the Little Moron? …

    If you cannot furnish the punch line yourself you have not been paying attention.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the Smothers Brothers joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UYo5Y9GQ4

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    What a maroon!

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dear god – how bad can it get?

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    phredturner  over 5 years ago

    America’s “First Moron” has made use of the term acceptable and even necessary

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    SheMc  over 5 years ago

    More for me, less for my husband, always a bit of a fall out hahaha

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Doh!

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    SUBWAY 13  over 5 years ago

    Then Rat put up some flashing lights and asked Pig to check if they were working. Pig called out “Yes they are! Oh no they’re not. Ah yes, they are!. No, they’re not …”

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of a guy who wanted to know if his blinkers we’re working.

    “Yes. No. Yes. No….”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    The pun is on your head, Pig. Go blame Cartoon-Boy….

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