Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 22, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Don’t tip her.

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    oldpine52  over 5 years ago

    As a matter of fact, she was listening to every word you said.

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    radar15627  over 5 years ago

    LOL

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    no one likes a picky eater, King Calvin

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Wait until he is old enough to order a martini shaken not stirred.

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    Macushlalondra  over 5 years ago

    Eat it or go hungry!

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    gbars70  over 5 years ago

    That’s not how you treat royalty.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Eat it or wear it, it’s not going back into the jar.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Sorry Calvin. I guess your mom doesn’t speak bratty kid.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mom’s popularity rating just plummeted.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 5 years ago

    Calvin must have X-RAY vision concerning the type of peanut butter & the addition of jelly.

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    DaveG1960  over 5 years ago

    “I want” doesn’t get….

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    Adiraiju  over 5 years ago

    In the words of my mother, “I heard you, I just don’t care.”

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    sousamannd  over 5 years ago

    There are Calvins everywhere these days – I see more and more kids… little AND big… demanding like this and getting away with it – their parents are afraid of their kids today.

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    Pet  over 5 years ago

    Reading these comics is the best birth control for me! Lol! :))

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Calvin isn’t a majesty. He is a fool.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Well, Calvin can certainly be a royal pain in the a$$!

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    Aaberon  over 5 years ago

    Years ago I new a little kid that needed consistent FIRM parenting. The mother DID try, but admitted she was not as consistent as she should be. I always figured he was just a ways away from a jail sentence. He’s a bit older now and a bit calmer. We’ll see if he makes it thru high school.

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    IndyMan  over 5 years ago

    Learn ‘Calvin’, the best way NOT to get what you want is to DEMAND it—ASK for it nicely and then SHUT UP ! ! ! !

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    LadyPeterW  over 5 years ago

    We had it easy growing up, there were two choices; eat it or go hungry. We were allowed to honestly not like a food, because my Mom grew up on a working farm and had to eat scrapple for breakfast, after butchering time, for as long as the pan lasted. But we better eat everything else without sniveling, whining, complaining or “making a mug (face)”, or we would go hungry.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    Calvin = Original Snowflake?

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    sonnygreen  over 5 years ago

    Stop blaming the kids. It takes a lot of non-parenting to get kids to the level that they’re at.

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    My mother’s menu was…1. Take it…2. Leave it ! ;o]

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    serial232  over 5 years ago

    I remember the exact day that my son started wanting his PBJ cut diagonally and not horizontally, not even vertically. He was 3 years old and I was trying to get him to eat a PBJ for the first time. Any one with a 3 year old knows what happened next. Yep! The old I don’t like it. Never had tasted a PBJ, never seen one, didn’t like it. I tried the old, “see, I like it”, the old, “mommy likes it”, the old “eat it before I get mad”. Nothing. And, then I tried cutting it diagonally. Boom! He suddenly wanted a bite. From that moment on, my son only wanted his sandwiches one way, cut diagonally. Who’s to blame? Me! I wanted him to try a PBJ. So, don’t blame the child for what the parent started.

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    V45mikky  over 5 years ago

    I think mom was listening

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    My brother didn’t like cooked carrots. Spinach was not a favorite of mine. But it was a bit of a game at supper – I’d eat his carrots, he would eat my spinach. Our parents allowed us to play our little game, while trying to convince us (unsuccessfully) that both tasted good. We both grew up – he still dislikes cooked carrots (will eat them raw) but I like spinach now.

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    well-i-never  over 5 years ago

    I like Hobbes. He was raised as a gentleman.

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    “Yes, I was listening. Now shut up and eat your sandwich.”

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    bowlagraeve  over 5 years ago

    Our society is in a sad state – Parents always rescuing kids and blaming teachers :(

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    Agapostemon  over 5 years ago

    If you want it done “right”, do it yourself.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 5 years ago

    My kid would have gotten"the kit".

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    renewed1  over 5 years ago

    Me, too. Try that today and Big Brother will be knocking on your door.

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    Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    All that shouting is enough to make anyone deaf.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    No compliments to the chef.

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    ForrestOverin  over 5 years ago

    “Oh, I was listening, alright…”

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Uh oh… she didn’t remove the crusts.

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    Yes, Calvin, she was listening. Sometimes you have to take what you get.

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    DanWolfie  over 5 years ago

    The Mom must have been trolling Calvin with that sandwich…

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    cosman  over 5 years ago

    My Mom woulda done a Jimmy Cagney grapefruit-half move to my face with the sandwich..

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    She was listening, all right. :-D

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    bateria  over 5 years ago

    Bravo, lady!!!!!

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    ericbutts74  over 5 years ago

    You Highness (emphasis on the last syllable)!

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    countoftowergrove  over 5 years ago

    When I was Calvin’s age, I was making my own PBs.

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    davetb1956  over 5 years ago

    Calvin of course your Mom was listening to how rudely you demanded how you wanted your sandwich made without one single please. How else do you think she knew how to make it exactly the total opposite of what you asked for.

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    Perhaps if you would have said “Please?”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yes, yes she was.

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    janediana54  over 5 years ago

    This is a dang comic. Chill people.

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    InquireWithin  over 5 years ago

    You guys are all about 65 or so, right? Wasn’t that the “me” generation? The mindless, TV generation? The longhaired, good-for-nothing kids who thought world revolved their g-g-g-generation? With their loud, obnoxious rock and roll, and drugs, and smokin’ in the boys room? Yeah. Look how you all turned out.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Seems like she went to a lot of trouble not to give him what he wanted…..how hard is it to skip the second slice of bread, skip the jelly, and make it a teachable moment by teaching him how to ask for something he wants in a better tone.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is right about 2 things. sandwiches cut in triangles taste a lot better than squares. And peanut butter should always be crunchy, never smooth.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You would think Mom would get fed up, hand him the bread and the peanut butter, and tell him to make it himself.

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    Le'Roy Hawkins  over 5 years ago

    No weird bread.

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