Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 28, 2018

Unicorn saliva: the best weapon against homophobes.

“Look at my Phoebe, my Phoebe is amazing. Give her a lick, mm she tastes just like…”

Phoebe just never learns not to taunt unicorns with their magical abilities and talents and behaviors and what-not

My turn, Marigold!

In the last panel, the cat is probably thinking “why can’t I do that ?” ( although some cat owners may say that they can ).

Wonder what Marigold would taste like?

Seems an awful lot like a drug trip. Will she ask for it again? And again? Will she suffer withdrawal symptoms if she doesn’t get it?

Marigold, you’ve always known Phoebe is nutty.

Well, Phoebe got licked by her unicorn. We could also say Marigold licked her.

Marigold’s saliva is LSD.

Far out!

I sChOuLd´T oF eAtEn ThOsE wIlD uNiCoRn ToNgUeS mAn

Ugh!

I’ve been licked by a unicorn!

I have unicorn germs!

Get hot water!

Get some disinfectant!

Get some iodine!

—Lucy Van Pelt

Why did this creep me out?

The colors in the word in question are in the correct order-except for the red “S” where deep violet should be…

There’s no way a cat can compete with that.

Eww, gross, Marigold, you licked the same place the cat licked. You could have at least licked the other side of her face.

No, you’re supposed to lick frogs, not get licked by unicorns. Oh well, any port in a storm.

Unicorn licks are narcotics!? for shame! this is a family strip!! (also, gross, Marigold just licked cat slobber)

A SALTY peanut, no doubt.

So that’s why I’ve been seeing all those colors.. Nice to know that there’s a unicorn that likes me, though. I’d like to meet it sometime…. 8^)

This reminds me of when Marigold gave Phoebe the virtual goggles, and she saw sparkles around her.

Well now I wanna be licked by a unicorn.

So Marigold doesn’t like peanuts I guess from that expression.

I am jelly where do I get unicorn licks?

whoa, this ep didn’t make it into any of the books, did it…?

There should be books of lost eps…

also, there should be alternate timelines…

Also, there should be an ep where Phoebe is a teenager (like that one powerpuff girls episode)

Also, there should be a Japanese Anime called "Phoebe-corn Z Rangers) which has almost nothing to do with the actual plot. Basically it should be middle school versions of Phoebe, Dakota, Max, Sue, and the older asian chic that phoebe has a crush on (i forgot her name)… and they are all park rangers and they get hopped up on sparkles and fairy dust and fly around the forest fighting crime…

And the running joke is, even though there are 5 of them, and the show is an obvious super-sentai/power-rangers rip off, they nobody EVER says the word "Go"* Like, NEVER EVER EVER!!! To the point where it’s super awkward as often as possible.

*"Go" means “5” in japanese. It’s a frequent pun japanese to english pun. “Go Go power rangers”, “Teen Titans Go”, “Go speed racer” (speed racer is #5)