Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 24, 2018

maybe robots like cream of wheat instead

I’m not quite fond of creamed corn, either.

No. The robot just thinks Lio is a savage for expecting him to eat without a fork.

Was Lio hoping to time how long it takes for corn to come out the other end?

Probably hates broccoli, too.

Robot, ya gotta take 3 bites before I’ll let you off.

This robot does not like creamed corn.

I like creamed corn, proving once again that I am not a robot…

Can’t stand the stuff, and regular corn is so good.

There’s always creamed spinach

Neither do I. LOL

I know there are people that like creamed corn, because it’s always on the shelf at Krogers, but I don’t think I’ve ever met one. Not judging, just curious about it. Can someone explain its appeal?

I’m going to take this as an homage to garmonbozia and Twin Peaks.

They do when you ferment it into fuel.

What the heck is it?

Creamed corn! Bleeech! My husband likes it so I buy little cans of it. I don’t even like getting it on my hands.

Now why does Liō need to even test? The robot can’t eat and has no reason to.

I like regular corn, but never creamed. Cream of chicken is okay though.

I like corn on the cob (or on the grill……….) Lio needs to send that robot to bed without his dessert!

“A robot does not eat creamed corn.”

……………….Azimov’s Fourth law

Or, robots are clumsy eaters of unnecessary biological nutrients.

One day, the Notebooks of Dr. Lio will rank alongside those of Drs. Frankenstein and Jekyll….