The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 01, 2018

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    You’ve just got a little knock knock in your engine.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Acute appundicitis.

    Of course it’s nothing “serious” … it’s all jokes.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    No wonder he was feeling a little funny!

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    He’s having comedy arrest!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    A MONK, a priest and a rabbi….

    Let’s get it right!

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    mrsdonaldson  over 5 years ago

    I don’t get it…

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    peteski1  over 5 years ago

    He swallowed Henny Youngman? Could be serious!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We went to the doctor because he was feeling funny.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    His diagnosis is a joke.

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    ksu71  over 5 years ago

    Take my wife. Please.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I dunno doc, sometimes I feel as if my sides will split.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We all have a funny bone, his just likes old jokes.

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    sloveall  over 5 years ago

    Seems to me that he has a bit of a heart murmur. Not a serious one, though.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    A week in the Catskills will clear it up.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He suffering from a lack of punch lines.

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    TheWildSow  over 5 years ago

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What is this, some kinda joke?!”

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    posstockhoarder  over 5 years ago

    It’s old material but it comes from the heart.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    A priest, a horse and an isoceles triangle walk into a bar…….. the barman says, “Wow, is it Thursday already?”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But, if left untreated Mr. Pastis, it will turn into full-blown puns.

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