Jeff Stahler for May 27, 2018

Or, to borrow from the trumpster, sh..hole

Trump’s WHITE House? Sinkhole?

Or STINK hole?

Or the swamp under the White House finally built up just too much sludge?

Or the earth opening up, and Satan reaching up from 666 Fifth Avenue (actual address of Jared’s building) to claim the soul Donald sold to “win” the presidency (despite getting almost three million fewer votes than his opponent)?

No! The actual cause of the stink-hole has been found!

The ground collapsed over one of Melania’s (Melanie?) escape tunnels that was too close to the surface and caved in.

Credit: adapted from Conan O’Brien

A bottomless pit of sludge.

Or, working from the ‘other end’….

Draining the swamp and replacing it with a cesspool.

No brains, just an evil reactionary.

2.5 feet north of his STINKHOLE! Of course, the exact same stuff comes out of both!

Sadly, our president believes that his self-serving actions somehow help America as a by-product.

^I sincerely doubt that helping the US has ever been a concern in Trump’s world view, even as a byproduct.

Possible “Wherever” location for children taken from immigrants?

Trump tries very hard to keep his stories and his staffs’ in sink.

To borrow a phrase from Mr. T, “I pity the fool.” He has absolutely no sense of self-worth and needs constant affirmation from external sources to justify his existence. He’s about as far from self-actualization as a person can get. Don’t cut him off from his cheering crowds or he may commit suicide.