Mike Luckovich for May 03, 2018

Just that imprint of his face from a magazine photo found on his buttocks.

Keep thinking of Bret Spiner in “Independence Day”.

The sad part is that all Trump Disciples still believe that letter is valid and accurate.

And they still believe that Obama was born in Kenya.

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#TraitorTrump

Bunny slippers are always a nice touch.

Mike, you draw the best Trump!

…and no intelligence and no honesty and no moral compass…

Santa Claus is NAUGHTY LIAR? Say it ain’t so.

Dr. Oz, hey a fake for a fake, works out well or maybe Dr. Laura or Dr. Phil.

(Line)…“I examined him and found no collusion!!!” (cut)

Jeezus, I really like Luckovich’s caricature skills.

Trump’s nature is one based on falsehoods. It comes automatically to him like writing music came to Mozart.

Santa Claus forgot to dye his beard and mustache.

Trump has small feet and Karen McDougal is still looking for her slippers.

Trump is right; there was no collusion. But then, collusion is no crime. There was only conspiracy – and that is.

Have they programmed the plagiarism software to recognize Trump’s speech patterns? That medical report had Trumps speech patterns and the writing and crayons matched, too.

He hasn’t done the proctology exam yet.

A thorough exam wouldn’t have found an ethical backbone, either!

He just needs to find a doctor who will sign whatever lie is put in front of him. That liar is burning through all of his faithful, who will be the last one to lie for this terrible president?

Aw shoot. I guess that means no colostomy.

Trump should be dictating to the doctor what the report should say.

He also couldn’t find his ass with a six man search team. And he’d stumble over the search team whey trying to find any specific body part on the Orange Skidmark.