Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 07, 2018

Nom Nom Nom!

Clearly, the monster prefers grass-fed!

As if that T-shirt would stop a carnivorous monster from eating you.

And it is NOT.

It would’ve helped if the monster had a shirt too.

The monster is also on a vegan diet.

That made Lio a salad in it’s eyes.

“That’s not food, that’s what food eats!”

I saw a photo of a hot girl wearing a T-shirt that read “Vegans get their protein elsewhere!” Almost made me want to convert!

Starting tomorrow in this space: “Nancy” reruns!

And now he’s gone!

That’s one way to travel I guess….

From this monster to the carnivorous plant who loves The Day of the Triffids I get the feeling we are touring Lio’s neighborhood

So is he trying to go for “bland and dry” when wearing that shirt? Or is the point just what everyone wishes would happen to the preachy. :)

Preachy people pefectly perplex me……

It reminds me of the old comparison; Becoming a pacifist to prevent war is like thinking a lion won’t attack you because you’re vegetarian.

Lio should be easily digestible. That belch (panel 3) is probably just from hasty eating….

Goodbye, Lio!

Bye Lio..nice eatin’ ya.