Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 2018

Maybe, if Dad claimed to have a religious awakening.

Dad knows how difficult it is.

IF this is any indication, Dad should be contemplating what he’s going to confront in ten years. He may wish to consider abdicating while he can…

Dad’s got that usual irritated look of course.

This is the definition of a timeless classic. Decades later, it is still current.

Make Dad Great Again

Calvin is trying to influence the election. Dad better call the russians for help.

My Dad used to call himself “Tsar of all the Household”. He used the Bill Cosby line “I brought into the wold, and I’ll take you back out. I can make another who looks just like you.”

“Yes, he can!” Nope, someone already used it. But it worked.

So Calvin is now about 35 years old and probably has kids of his own. Grand dad is probably chortling about his problems.

After 30 years, Dad’s Campaign Manager should just give it up. All hope is dead.

How about this one, son: Gimme That Clipboard, or No TV for a Month…

All Dad wants right now is to finish reading his book.

Sounds like an image aimed for by a guy who shed his grey t-shirt and jeans for a suit and tie.

1988 was the first year I was eligible to vote in a presidential election. Calvin’s dad did not win.

A local politician running for re-election recently used the slogan “Together We Can Do Better”, which I thought was hilarious.

How much is this ad campaign going to cost

I’ve never understood these poll strips.

Calvin doesn’t understand politics at all.

88, crap I’m old.

Even if Calvin is the only one allowed to vote in this campaign for a new dad how does he expect to get anyone to except the position in a neighborhood where as Susie Derkins has noted not one house in the neighborhood has sold since Calvin was born.

Inconceivable!

Calvin will never achieve divinity by forgiving his Dad. And rightly so – given all the questionable science that Dad has inflicted on the poor boy by now!

Where is Hobbes input in this deal?