Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 09, 2018

Nancy Drew, is that you?

Like coconut, a corpse is easier to use in decorations when it’s flaky/flaked.

Whittling out the remains of the day.

The walking dead are walking dogs in their spare time.

Wouldn’t fossils be flinty and not flaky?

Urban Dictionary: Moated

“An awesome term that rose in the 1980’s that was another word for “You got told!” or “You got burned!”. Truely old school people use this term."

Butterfly wings have scales, not flakes.

https://youtu.be/3g246c6Bv58

Properly done, the moat should have small marshmallows afloat in it, and shaved chocolate flakes sprinkled over all. It then serves as protective emotional comfort.

Aha! The butler did it!

Do you have a to go menu?

Isn’t the “Bonus Strip” just like clicking “Random”?

I mean, I know I’m going to strike gold either way with Teresa,

http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2014/09/24

But it seems a bit redundant.

Try not to let your passion be de-moated to just a mild enthusiasm or vague interest.

Great Dane plays for Notre Dame in a sudden death dog battle against the Zombie Corpses. They are up against a real moated ending for the coveted Flakes Award. Tony Tiger on hand with the Frosted Flakes Bowl.

ButterflyKisses you all!!!!

Ever the social butterfly, she emoated passionately, to all her email friends and snail mail friends alike

Moated? Malted? Molted? I had to read twice and think thrice about that. My battlements are surrounded by a moat filled with thick, gooey honey (I catch more flies that way, though my fielder’s mitt also helps; Mitt Romney does not). My battlements are next door to the Windmills of my Mind, and we are powering up! But the only flakey corpse that comes to mind is Flakey Biscuits (from Dick Tracy of a few years back). I suppose some dead person who had had a skin condition might qualify, though. The Heartbreak of Psoriasis! Even worse, being dead, I guess (don’t yet know from personal experience).

Frogs can swim across the moat, if they are passionate enough….

A manual for necrophilia.