Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 10, 2018

Paying to go to the cleaners with both of them is going to make him lose race horse betting money.

Andy, Andy!!! A man of the world and elegant like you does not have a complete stained with bourbon?

Andy could ab-stain from attending the dinner, which would be the third and best option.

If he falls into the canal again, he can suck the beer back out of the fabric.

Beer stain always. No one will notice

Beer, of course! It fits right in with the snooker crowd! But then, many of them are probably familiar with the canal as well…

I’d say the one stained with canal water. At least in some circles, that can pass as having been washed.

Why beer of course!!its solike you!!

Drawn by Mahoney – Written by Kettle.

http://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2003/10/04

Why does Andy spend so much time in the canal? Because Flo so often tells him, “Go soak yer head!”

The next day: Flo drags Andy suit shopping. New suits to ruin. There’s nothing better. Haha.

xxx

Random comment – Nobody is asking you to read.

I’m going to have to stop wearing tights for a while. I am really sore.

Comfy leggings next time I think.

Falling into the canal is probably the closest Andy comes to drinking water.

Say, how many cheap black suits does he own? Comic strip characters have it easy; they always dress the same…