Second old joke I’ve heard today. First heard this one back in the ’60s, told by the Galloping Gourmet. The other was a joke on a rerun of “77 Sunset Strip”.
Mel Tillis did this exact gag in his stand-up routine. Husband’s name was “Henry”. It runs occasionally on one of Sirius/XM’s comedy channels, look it up.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
oh, how romantic
wiatr about 6 years ago
Earl, remember – don’t bite!
Buck B about 6 years ago
Too bad there aren’t a few more cells. Could get interesting.
dadoctah about 6 years ago
Second old joke I’ve heard today. First heard this one back in the ’60s, told by the Galloping Gourmet. The other was a joke on a rerun of “77 Sunset Strip”.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 6 years ago
If only. All I’ve heard for the past 15 years is “Scoot over! You’re too hot!!”
Jaw Jacker about 6 years ago
Sounds like Opal is “in the mood”. He better get something else besides his teeth, lol
assrdood about 6 years ago
Just gum it Earl
JudyHendrickson about 6 years ago
Hahahaha!!!waytooo funny!!!
Perkycat about 6 years ago
Made me laugh out loud!
Nathan Daniels Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not where I thought Crane was going with this one. Funny!
Barnabus Blackoak about 6 years ago
Give her a good gumming !
whenlifewassimpler about 6 years ago
You gotta love Earl LOL
Number Three about 6 years ago
This cracked me up. Love it!
xxx
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 6 years ago
All you women need to do is tell us what you want and — as Earl shows so well — we’ll do our best to accommodate you.
That’s just how thoughtful we are.
thale about 6 years ago
Mel Tillis did this exact gag in his stand-up routine. Husband’s name was “Henry”. It runs occasionally on one of Sirius/XM’s comedy channels, look it up.
gregorylkruse Premium Member about 6 years ago
I thought he might be going to the fridge to see if there’s some turkey neck in there.