BAD JOKE TIME: A woman is walking around her house naked just because it feels good when there’s a knock on her door. She yells, “Who is it?”
Outside a voice comes, “It’s the blind man. Can I come in?”
She figures there’s no harm, him being blind and all, so she opens the door.
In he steps, takes one look at her and says, “That’s the best welcome I’ve had all day, and if you don’t mind my saying, nice pair of…. Anyway, where would you like these blinds?”
margueritem over 13 years ago
Oy…
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Are they Venetian?
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Compliments of The Blind Man…
sgmoo over 13 years ago
Not a bad job for blind mice
osceola over 13 years ago
I’ve never seen such a sight in my life!
cdward over 13 years ago
BAD JOKE TIME: A woman is walking around her house naked just because it feels good when there’s a knock on her door. She yells, “Who is it?” Outside a voice comes, “It’s the blind man. Can I come in?” She figures there’s no harm, him being blind and all, so she opens the door. In he steps, takes one look at her and says, “That’s the best welcome I’ve had all day, and if you don’t mind my saying, nice pair of…. Anyway, where would you like these blinds?”
rimshot, please.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Welcome to the new MIB (mice installing blinds)
yourmonkey over 13 years ago
I never did understand why “she cut off their tails with a carving knife”
annamargaret1866 over 13 years ago
Variation on oxtail soup.
k_sera over 13 years ago
“I see.” said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw…
barbhinkins over 13 years ago
http://instantrimshot.com/
roshan_4_99 over 13 years ago
The latest in Scott’s “pun”ishing genius!