Reminds me of this old joke (cleaned up for a family website):
A business man goes into a weight loss clinic and tells them “I need to lose 50 pounds before my next insurance exam or my premiums are going to go through the roof!”
“We have a $500 plan or a $1,000 plan,” says the clinic owner.
“I’ll take the $500 plan,” says the businessman.
The man is taken to a dressing room where he strips to his skivvies. Then he’s taken to an empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open and there’s a beautiful woman, completely naked except for a sign hanging over her neck which reads “You catch me, you have sex with me.”
The man walks out of the room and says “If that’s the $500 treatment, I’ve gotta know what the other treatment is like!”
He pays the rest of the money for the $1,000 treatment. Then, he’s taken to another empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open. Standing there is a 900-pound gorilla wearing a sign that reads “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
I didn’t think Rita could run that fast. Of course, with that kind of motivation, I probably could, too. I also love how she has run out of her shoes; nice touch, Scott.
I don’t have a clue how everyone can think that dinosaurs were all dumb. Considering that they roamed the earth far long than we have, I would say some of them must have been far more brilliant than any of us today.
Between 130-180 mya depending. It took a one-two punch to end most of them. First the asteroid at least 6 miles wide hit us dead on, then the concussion wave swept the planet and converged where the Siberian traps were, releasing a huge pulse of natural gas aka methane (NH4) as the second punch into the skies.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 6 years ago
Still don’t think you are, Rita.
Stevefk over 6 years ago
I guess that’s going to rex her day!
WoodstockJack over 6 years ago
There’s a velociraptor that would like to discuss IQ with you, shuggah.
MartinPerry1 over 6 years ago
That’s how a wish works: gives you exactly what you asked for while totally misreading the intent.
garcoa over 6 years ago
A Ritasaurus is loose.
carhop over 6 years ago
Looks like Rita’s under someone else’s foot instead of the other way around
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
Best weight loss and fitness plan of the year. Rex is looking good.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 6 years ago
Reminds me of this old joke (cleaned up for a family website):
A business man goes into a weight loss clinic and tells them “I need to lose 50 pounds before my next insurance exam or my premiums are going to go through the roof!”
“We have a $500 plan or a $1,000 plan,” says the clinic owner.
“I’ll take the $500 plan,” says the businessman.
The man is taken to a dressing room where he strips to his skivvies. Then he’s taken to an empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open and there’s a beautiful woman, completely naked except for a sign hanging over her neck which reads “You catch me, you have sex with me.”
The man walks out of the room and says “If that’s the $500 treatment, I’ve gotta know what the other treatment is like!”
He pays the rest of the money for the $1,000 treatment. Then, he’s taken to another empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open. Standing there is a 900-pound gorilla wearing a sign that reads “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
corpcasselbury over 6 years ago
I didn’t think Rita could run that fast. Of course, with that kind of motivation, I probably could, too. I also love how she has run out of her shoes; nice touch, Scott.
serial232 over 6 years ago
I don’t have a clue how everyone can think that dinosaurs were all dumb. Considering that they roamed the earth far long than we have, I would say some of them must have been far more brilliant than any of us today.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Between 130-180 mya depending. It took a one-two punch to end most of them. First the asteroid at least 6 miles wide hit us dead on, then the concussion wave swept the planet and converged where the Siberian traps were, releasing a huge pulse of natural gas aka methane (NH4) as the second punch into the skies.