Reminds me of this old joke (cleaned up for a family website):
A business man goes into a weight loss clinic and tells them “I need to lose 50 pounds before my next insurance exam or my premiums are going to go through the roof!”
“We have a $500 plan or a $1,000 plan,” says the clinic owner.
“I’ll take the $500 plan,” says the businessman.
The man is taken to a dressing room where he strips to his skivvies. Then he’s taken to an empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open and there’s a beautiful woman, completely naked except for a sign hanging over her neck which reads “You catch me, you have sex with me.”
The man walks out of the room and says “If that’s the $500 treatment, I’ve gotta know what the other treatment is like!”
He pays the rest of the money for the $1,000 treatment. Then, he’s taken to another empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open. Standing there is a 900-pound gorilla wearing a sign that reads “I catch you, I have sex with you.”
Reminds me of this old joke (cleaned up for a family website):
A business man goes into a weight loss clinic and tells them “I need to lose 50 pounds before my next insurance exam or my premiums are going to go through the roof!”
“We have a $500 plan or a $1,000 plan,” says the clinic owner.
“I’ll take the $500 plan,” says the businessman.
The man is taken to a dressing room where he strips to his skivvies. Then he’s taken to an empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open and there’s a beautiful woman, completely naked except for a sign hanging over her neck which reads “You catch me, you have sex with me.”
The man walks out of the room and says “If that’s the $500 treatment, I’ve gotta know what the other treatment is like!”
He pays the rest of the money for the $1,000 treatment. Then, he’s taken to another empty room. After a few seconds, a door slides open. Standing there is a 900-pound gorilla wearing a sign that reads “I catch you, I have sex with you.”