Herman by Jim Unger for January 20, 2018

“In fact, you’re retiring…” (Twists the winder) “…NOW.”

Government shutdown.

As my granny used to say: " Here’s your hat. What’s your hurry ? "

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

What is it with “GO COMICS”. They don’t understand that I am not going to become a member and they just have to keep hounding me? I guess they think if they use enough ‘pop-ups’ that I’ll give in……WRONG. I’ll just go somewhere else. Must have voted for ShrilLIARy.

Notice the boss keeps those watches in his OUT box.

I never got a watch. Just the boot.

New meaning to the phrase “Watch out” eh?

Comments seem to completely ignore this is what happens all too frequently in the private sector!

“On full retirement?”

“Good one. Now git.”