Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2018

Tenyo put out a Flying Carpet, but it’s not nearly as great as the legends and fairy tales make them sound because all you do is hand someone a pair of fancy 3D glasses; and when they put them on, it looks to them like you’re floating. I can do a better floating Illusion after watching an online video that involves nothing more than a playing card. You cup your hands together and let your pinky stick out and put the card on your pinky while restraining the other fingers, and you can make it look like the card floats by moving your pinky.Take care and God bless

This might work as long as you don’t have a grouty pilot.

Watch out for those termites.

He needs Mope & Go.

Mop & Glow would be dangerous on a magic carpet.

Not exactly an old 1951 Ford Custom 79 Country Squire

Not exactly an old 1951 Ford Custom 79 Country Squire

I can tell you from experience that an interlocking wood floor floats when a basement floods.

If he sneezes they’ll go backwards

…….for stop and go!

seems to me the coefficient of friction would be low… making it hard to stay on in anything level flight at constant speed. kinda like the roads outside my house right now.

IF THEY STOP SHORT, WHERE DO THE SPLINTERS GO/

IF THEY STOP SHORT, WHERE DO THE SPLINTERS GO/

HEY, WHERE’S TODAY’S (Jan 25, 2018) COMIC?