B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 21, 2017

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    Farside99  over 6 years ago

    Oh, that’s where Santa Claus Lane is. Why doesn’t somebody post a street sign or something?

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Vizen and Blitzen and all his reindeer… ooo, those hooves have gotta hurt!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    And I thought he rode a flying sleigh.

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 6 years ago

    You can’t say he didn’t warn you.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Santa and Dark Helmet have the same idea.

    https://img00.deviantart.net/8da6/i/2013/051/2/0/spaceballs___spaceball_one___aft_view_by_jaythurman-d5vl9vu.jpg

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    Thor got run over by a reindeer walking home from my house Christmas Eve. You might say there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Thor, we believe.

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    flagmichael  over 6 years ago

    I think BC is getting its mojo back. This one made me laugh.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What a foul song.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    It must be confusing, driving down the lane with a red light always shining right in front of you.

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    rondm66  over 6 years ago

    Happy Winter solstice!

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    rondm66  over 6 years ago

    Happy Winter solstice!

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    joegeethree  over 6 years ago

    That was laugh out loud funny.

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    tygrkhat40  over 6 years ago

    Someone got run over, who is he?

    He’s Thor.

    Well, I’d be Thor too, if I got run over by a sleigh.

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    I hope he has accident forgiveness.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 6 years ago

    @Charlie Fogwhistle But if this is in the past, then there was no Santa Claus (and Christianity)’

    “But if this is in the past, then there was no Santa Claus (and Christianity)”

    DAVID HUIE GREEN What? You don’t believe in time machines?.

    “Divergent universe parallel universes are just hypothesis, and science fiction.”

    You say that like it’s a bad thing. (Oh, and ‘are just hypotheses’) They are proposed solutions to the seeming anthropocentric nature of quantum mechanics and the need for an observer to lock a probability wave into a definite state.

    “There are no definite answered to your question. One cannot conclude something based on hypothesis and possibilities.”

    (answers)

    And yet you did with:

    “After all, what is time? It’s the interval between two events. “Going back” in time would mean that the events be reversed. Irreversible events cannot be. Say, the whole time would have move backwards as you stand still. That is, every event, including the earth has to move in reverse, while you stand still (given that you’ve figured a way to stand still while everything else around you happen in a reverse manner). Nope. Impossible.”

    Defined time. Declared alternate time travel impossible (probably true, but not verified). Decided time travel would require a universal rewind. Decided what you posited would be impossible as posited.

    We ARE talking BC with talking rocks, dinosaurs, flowers, turtles birds; ants watching TV and Santa Claus doing a hit-and-run over cavemen. We can give ourselves some leeway.

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