Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 03, 2018

Englishman George Herbert Leigh Mallory said that when asked why he tried to climb Mt. Everest. He died trying to climb it on his third attempt.

“Who’s ‘we’, short stuff?”

Hobbes always thinks of money!!

Evel Knievel these guys ain’t.

What akid!!!wonder if he and hammie are related!!!!

Synch with Lio today (who on his trike declines Death’s offer of “Go! Go1 Go!” on a steep ski jump ramp).

Dunno why Calvin. As Hobbes implies, there should at least be some reason. We went sledding on a hill like that when I was young. Never got hurt. But, looking back, I wonder how.

The only broken bone I ever had was from screaming down an icy hill on my son’s GT Racer. I can still see the caution label next to the pedals “These are NOT brakes”

Because he’s a thrill junkie and bores easily.

What, you mean Watterson does not pay his employees? ;)

Red and Rover had the same issue yesterday.

Our suicide hill was S. June that ended at a 4-way stop on E. 4th Street. Fun until you hit a car or the corner store. Many bandages and bruises occurred.

“Suicide Hill” when I was kid is now about 3 feet high

Well, Watterson is getting paid, at least…

Attempted self-destruction all because he tanked on an oral review of the planet Mercury and disappointed Susie.